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Join Date: Jan 2020
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Originally Posted by sugarwood View Post
Time to update my list. Or was it already covered?
  • Corvettes suck, Mustangs suck, Camaros suck.
  • 70s cars suck. 80s cars suck. 90s cars suck. All modern cars suck.
  • Porsche AG sucks. BMW AG sucks.
  • Automatic cars all suck. PDK sucks. SMG sucks.
  • EV sucks. Elon sucks.
  • Magnus sucks
  • Driving fast sucks. Driving slow sucks.
  • Turbo sucks. 4-cyl sucks. V8 sucks.
  • Front engine sucks. Mid engine sucks. Rear engine sucks.
  • FWD sucks. RWD sucks. AWD sucks. 4WD sucks.
  • Honda sucks. Nissan sucks. Subaru sucks. Ford sucks. GM sucks. Benz sucks. BMW sucks. Hyundai sucks.
  • Stealerships suck. Your indy sucks.
  • Hot hatch sucks. Land barge sucks. Lotus sucks for DD.
  • DIY sucks. People who don't DIY suck.
  • Yellow cars suck. Brown cars suck. 70s colors suck.
  • Modern car colors suck. All 4 of them.
  • Miatas are for hairdressers, Boxsters are for secretaries,
  • BMW sucks. Old BMW suck. New BMW suck.
  • GTI sucks. Focus RS sucks. Golf R sucks. BRZ sucks. New Supra sucks.
  • Japanese cars all suck. WRX STI sucks. Ricers suck.
  • Camber Tuner Modders Stance bros all suck
  • Snowflakes suck. Millennials all suck. Anyone younger than me sucks.
  • Everything sucks, except me and my car!
If you could harness all that sucking, you could have one powerful engine.
Old 10-26-2020, 11:59 AM
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