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Originally Posted by sugarwood View Post
Time to update my list. Or was it already covered?

Flippers are just businessmen.

The real *holes are car guys who are arrogant know-it-all types.
They are constantly insulting people with the "wrong" car.
  • Corvettes suck, Mustangs suck, Camaros suck.
  • 70s cars suck. 80s cars suck. 90s cars suck. All modern cars suck.
  • Porsche AG sucks. BMW AG sucks.
  • Automatic cars all suck. PDK sucks. SMG sucks.
  • EV sucks. Elon sucks.
  • Magnus sucks
  • Driving fast sucks. Driving slow sucks.
  • Turbo sucks. 4-cyl sucks. V8 sucks.
  • Front engine sucks. Mid engine sucks. Rear engine sucks.
  • FWD sucks. RWD sucks. AWD sucks. 4WD sucks.
  • Honda sucks. Nissan sucks. Subaru sucks. Ford sucks. GM sucks. Benz sucks. BMW sucks. Hyundai sucks.
  • Stealerships suck. Your indy sucks.
  • Hot hatch sucks. Land barge sucks. Lotus sucks for DD.
  • DIY sucks. People who don't DIY suck.
  • Yellow cars suck. Brown cars suck. 70s colors suck.
  • Modern car colors suck. All 4 of them.
  • Miatas are for hairdressers, Boxsters are for secretaries,
  • BMW sucks. Old BMW suck. New BMW suck.
  • GTI sucks. Focus RS sucks. Golf R sucks. BRZ sucks. New Supra sucks.
  • Japanese cars all suck. WRX STI sucks. Ricers suck.
  • Camber Tuner Modders Stance bros all suck
  • Snowflakes suck. Millennials all suck. Anyone younger than me sucks.
  • Everything sucks, except me and my car!

None of my other interests are filled so many with bitter, judgmental and critical people with massive chips on their shoulders.
Nowadays, if you're a female and mouthing gems like these, your name is Karen. Apologies to all the innocents named Karen.

Thus far, there doesn't seem to be a male name that sticks as well. Stephen Miller might be a candidate..... or not. Uh oh. This might be getting perilously close to the OT forum. Apologies.
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