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get home...crack open sudsy goodness., and "RING!" my personal cell goes off, strange el paso phone number that i dont reconize....like a total idiot, i answer the phone.

ex girlfriend on the line! oh God! she immediately starts crying (we have never spoken since breaking up 5 yrs ago). she is babbling about being 9 month pregnant, and raving about existing 3 year old son. then she goes into how she quit loving her surgeon husband 3 years ago (yup, you do the math). she starts in on, "why do i keep picking the wrong man? is there something wrong with me?" at her first pause, i was, "how did you get this number,?"

not the answer i was looking for, but, "your brother gave it to me" DICK! do some minor "huh uh's and oh's? and i get her off the line.

so i call my mom's house to hunt the effer down. he says sorry up and down, and said he was ambushed...blah blah blah. then my mom gets on the phone and ask me who i am going to vote for. let's just say, that we had different answers. she gets all pissed off at me and hangs up on me. where is that dude with the tazor when you need it?

mondays........