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Originally Posted by fredmeister View Post
I cut off my head and went on a diet and lost 50 lbs.
I also filled my tires with helium and drilled lightening holes in the rims and then I angled the exhaust pipe towards the ground to get a little lift.
Still waiting to flip the whale tail spoiler over to creat lift on the rear of the car to get another 50 lbs off.
Removed the battery from the luggage area and push start the car since it is a 4 speed stick.
Not sure what else to do......

Sorry about the humor above, but was in a wierd mood today.
LOL! Good stuff, Fred!
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Old 08-13-2008, 04:42 PM
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