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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Wisconsin
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Originally Posted by mark houghton View Post
Sleep next to it with a Colt Python .357 magnum...or something equally obnoxious and noisy like a Desert Eagle.

Be sure to get your hotel room on the ground floor and park right in front of your room window. Tie a string to the bumper and run the other end through your opened window and connect it to the pile of empty beer cans you left sitting next to the TV after watching the X rated hotel garbage that your wife won't let you watch at home. Someone messes with your car, you'll know about it in time to unleash a barrage of firepower.

Outside of fuel pump fuse or steering wheel removal (if an option) don't forget about securing your wheels with locking lug nuts. If they can't steal your car, they'll settle for the wheels.
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