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people that abuse handicap parking probably tops my list of pet peeves. well, might be close to smokers that smoke while YOU eat then put it out while THEY eat. never mind. its a slow day.

so i eat at 5 guys at least once a week. this one is knida near the center of the strip mall, but it is right in front of all the handicap parking.
i have finally figured it out.
2 people parked in front of 5 guys, THEN walked past 8 to 10 parking spaces to another place that had TWO empty spaces right in front of the door! its not about the need to walk less, its about the parking space! they are programed to find the handicap spot no matter HOW far it is from the door. and to think, i use to think it was so they had a parking spot at walmart.

DISCLAIMER:
this is only a joke about these 2 people, and the others i have seen do this.
in no way do i think this is typical of all handicap people.

as for that last statement. i worked with a guy that had a handicap card and would park in the handicap spot here at work, especially when it was raining.
i new he was not handicap so i confronted him. he told me it was his wifes and he needed it to guote "so i will have a place to park at walmart" and that anyone in his family could use it.
i printed the rules for handicap parking and gave it to him and told him if he did it again i was turning him in. he stopped.

this is a joke and only a joke, if it had been a real joke, it would have been funny.
im still waiting for my meds to kick in. see, i told you it was a slow day. is it time to go yet?