My heart sank when I read the title to your post thinking the worst...
Continuing on I got a laugh while appreciating your sense of humor. Your yard with the pond and trees and everything looks really nice
It's 80 degree's and sunny with a light breeze right now here in S. Florida and they say the big cold front will get here and chill things off tomorrow night.
Only negative to the winter weather here is the traffic on the roads is nuts this time of year. At the same time the beaches look and smell good with all the bikini hotties laying around.