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Originally Posted by Tilikum Turbo View Post
My 'litmus' test when picking up a date(first date) is I pick her up in my clapped-out
Toyota Corolla, and tell her my Porsche is in the shop. Not only does this weed out the gold-diggers, but you find out very quickly how much she is into either you...or your ride.

The expression on her face when the truth is revealed on a second date is priceless, because the world of full of conmen as well as superficial woman.
I call BS on there evvvvver being a "2nd date" after getting picked up in a '96 Corolla...

Geesh, any self respecting sportscar owner (or even a basic motoring enthusiasst) should have a doilee driver displaying at least a modicum of a shred of friggin DIGNITY.

I'm alllllllll for depravity @ the expense of funding MY Precious (you should see the bier I drink)... but... my god man... it's even in yer sig?

Tell me - how exactly do you keep from veering into oncoming traffic, preferably a cement mixer or a snow plow... or a bus full of Jezusfreakz?

I'd kick my own ass for that.


ps. you date conmen??? whatever werks for ya...
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