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Originally Posted by KC911 View Post

Hey...You...Get off of my lawn!

Those are the Stones (
One day, in the year 1973, Mick Jagger and Dennis Weaver went to the Playboy Mansion for a party. Once the boys were formerly introduced to Hugh Hefner, the three of them began to frolic with the Playgirls. Dennis Weaver somehow ended up kissing Hugh Hefner's wife, and Hefner caught them in the act. Hugh Hefner was livid, and jumped upon Dennis Weaver, pounding, punching, and kicking Mr. Weaver's ass. Hef then jumped on top of Dennis Weaver, and while sitting on his chest, continued to beat him to a pulp. Having been witness to all of these shenanigans, Mick Jagger started belting out in song:

"Hey! Hugh! Get off of McCloud!'
I've got five kids, an Italian wife, and I (used to) write about lawn mowers. You think you have problems?

-Robert Coats
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