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Riding Pantsless Question
My balls, they need to be free! OK or not OK?
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And unattached??? I like a little protection when I ride...
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They will not be restrained by the bonds of leather!
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let freedom ring then!!!
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Karen told me you routinely taped EVERYTHING back and between your legs, slow danced with yourself to Frankie Sinatra's greatest hits, while standing in front of the mirror.
Is this true?
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Crouchless riding pants are cooler
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I recommend gusseted crotch jeans with nothing underneath. Protects against sunburn, windburn and duststorms while letting the boys go free. Of course a real man would just wear chaps.
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Think of the tan lines
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She can shave 'em and give 'em back to you. That should keep you entertained. And comfortable. Probably. Maybe.
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If you can find a pair of Ventech riding pants, buy them. They went out of business awhile back. But, they were comfortable as the crotch is vented by some kind of netting material. I have an old riding jacket from them (regreted to this day not getting the pants). It is super comfy during hot weather.
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just for you pumpkin....
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No way is JAS riding behind me!
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