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Riding Pantsless Question

My balls, they need to be free! OK or not OK?

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Old 07-08-2004, 11:41 AM
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And unattached??? I like a little protection when I ride...
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They will not be restrained by the bonds of leather!
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let freedom ring then!!!
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Karen told me you routinely taped EVERYTHING back and between your legs, slow danced with yourself to Frankie Sinatra's greatest hits, while standing in front of the mirror.

Is this true?
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Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of
arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to
skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming,"'WOO HOO! What a ride!"
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Crouchless riding pants are cooler
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I recommend gusseted crotch jeans with nothing underneath. Protects against sunburn, windburn and duststorms while letting the boys go free. Of course a real man would just wear chaps.
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Karen told me you routinely taped EVERYTHING back and between your legs, slow danced with yourself to Frankie Sinatra's greatest hits, while standing in front of the mirror.

Is this true?
If you must know the truth, it's that I haven't seen my balls since 1992. That's when Karen decided I wasn't responsible enough to carry them with me.
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She can shave 'em and give 'em back to you. That should keep you entertained. And comfortable. Probably. Maybe.
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If you can find a pair of Ventech riding pants, buy them. They went out of business awhile back. But, they were comfortable as the crotch is vented by some kind of netting material. I have an old riding jacket from them (regreted to this day not getting the pants). It is super comfy during hot weather.
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just for you pumpkin....




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No way is JAS riding behind me!
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I'm not sure I'd want the view riding behind him.

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Re: just for you pumpkin....

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JAS, dont even think about showing up at the next motuian run looking that that!!!!!!!

Just imagine what all the squids would say at the top of 181!!
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JAS, dont even think about showing up at the next motuian run looking that that!!!!!!!
Yeah, I'm just going to stick to my ballerina shoes and pink tutu.

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