OT... on a lighter note! (PG 13)

signit98 · 11-18-2008, 02:49 PM

Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

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A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labeled LSD?'
Granny replies, ' To Hell with the pills! Have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!'

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A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband, 'I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment.'
He replies, 'Your eyesight is perfect.'

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Wife gets naked & asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
Hubby looks her up & down and replies, 'Your sense of humor!'

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An elderly couple is attending Mass. About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'

signit98 · 11-18-2008, 03:29 PM

In an effort to get ready for the Olympics, Chinese businesses utilized some of the Computers they use to translate Manuals of all kinds, to make tourists understand better what they are looking at and/or dealing with...

I found some of those to be quite interesting... don't drink or eat while reading... you might choke to death!

...this seems to be one step up from just "Lovely"

...but tastes like Cat?

...goes well with Flied Lice!

A separate Entrance for Ho's... whew... talking about discrimination!

...almost as good as canned water, isn't it?

...no, not right here... go over there to die!

...yeah, that's good to know!

...that's just not nice... some of my best friends are "Liquor Heads"!

Carefully look up and down the aisle TWICE, before proceeding!

...it will be, once you start chewing on it!