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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Adelaide South Australia
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Famous words
Whether or not you are a country music fan, these are truly the words of a deep thinker, and a highly intelligent person. So simple, yet so profound! Read the words of wisdom from that famous philosopher Willie Nelson, iconic country and western singer, on his 75th birthday below his esteemed portrait. Only a man with such wisdom and maturity could be so concise and succinct in phrasing his feelings at this turning point in his life.
 "I have outlived my pecker." The Penis Poem My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out. What used to be my sex appeal, Is now my water spout. Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring. But now I've got a full time job, To find the f***in' thing. It used to be embarrassing, The way it would behave. For every single morning, It would stand and watch me shave. Now as old age approaches, It sure gives me the blues. To see it hang its little head, And watch me tie my shoes!!
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05-13-2011, 06:12 PM
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LOL. Great commentary. Thanks for the post.
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05-13-2011, 06:30 PM
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Maybe he should switch from pot to viagra?
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05-13-2011, 09:33 PM
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Now ride a R1200R
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They say he doesn't mind a bit of a smoke!
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05-14-2011, 01:27 AM
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I know pot mellows out the brain, but is it possible enough of it causes ALL the bodies cells to just chill, and not get excited about anything 
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You'd only find something like this on a BMW forum. Thats hilarious!
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05-14-2011, 04:57 AM
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hahaha.....Corky.....I believe we have moved from a BMW tech forum to a BMW lounge. I think that`s why I come on here about every day to see what folks have to say....then then BS a little myself. Good group. I have been on many forums but never one like this. I mean that in a good way.
Be safe, Lane
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