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[Joke and very old] Fella walks in a bar...
a blind man unwittingly walks into a hardcore lesbian bar, orders a drink and sits at the bar. being a friendly sort, he says
"anyone want to hear the latest blonde joke" the whole place stops... the woman sitting closest to him says " before you start this joke, i should warn you, im a female kickboxing champion and im blonde, the woman behind you is a bare knuckle boxer, who is blonde, and the bartender has a baseball bat and a very quick temper- she is also blonde. Now, do you still want to tell the joke?" "nah" he replies, "not if im gonna have to explain it three times" |
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03-08-2012, 08:37 AM
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funny
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03-08-2012, 11:06 AM
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03-08-2012, 11:09 AM
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LOL... though I bet he gets his ass kicked if he tries that out here.
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03-08-2012, 11:51 AM
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Another old one: A Yosemite park ranger gives a Navy Seal a VIP tour of the park, and warns him that if they encounter a grizzly bear, that the bear can run as fast as a horse over a short distance. The Seal smiles and says, "I ain't worried. I'm gonna run like hell 'cause I don't have to outrun the grizzly bear. I just have to outrun you."
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03-09-2012, 03:17 PM
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Paddy and Mick climb in to the Big Dipper car. Paddy says.."hey Mick, if this thing turns upside down, will we fall out?"
"Hell no" said Mick.."we've been mates for years! That'll never happen"!
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03-09-2012, 03:25 PM
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3 Blonds walk into a Bar, you think one of em would have seen it.
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03-09-2012, 03:32 PM
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Another one: a new Canadian resident from America walks into a bar in the Yukon where some Mounties are tossing down a few drinks. He tells them he wants to be a Mountie like them, and what did he have to do. One of the drunk Mounties jokingly says that he has to kill a grizzly bear with a knife and make love to an Eskimo woman. Later, the American staggers out of the bar and shows up at a Mountie HQs a few days later, ripped to shreds and bleeding everywhere. He then tells the Mounties, "Now where's an Eskimo woman I can kill?"
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03-09-2012, 03:37 PM
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