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Zombie Apocolypse
As we were doing our Cat Rescue volunteering tonight it occurred to me.
In the event of a zombie apocalypse a PetCo is a far better choice than Walmart to stock up on supplies. Hear me out. EVERYONE is going to try and raid the supermarkets. A brick n mortar pet store is chock full of high protein provisions that have a long shelf life in a variety of flavors. Plenty of things to make weapons out of, choker chains come to mind. It'll have an in house Veterinarians office stocked with meds and other first aid supplies. Hell, if you barricade it and take over you'd even have a built in supply of fish for fresh sushi whenever you wanted. |
Always thinking you are. :D
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Now everyone knows. Geeze
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Are you in Lafayette, Colorado right now?
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What.
I already have all that stuff. Bring it..... :) |
Well duh.
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Honestly the most in demand item will be canning lids. Jars last forever. Lids don't
aren't those that stick around in metro areas die first?? |
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Getting to the remote bunker is going to be the biggest problem
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Does the pet store sell toilet paper? Toilet paper will trade like gold after the apocalypse. |
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DUDE!!! STFU!!! Shhhhhhhh! Now everyone will want to move to Hebron... :D:D:D |
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Living out on a well stocked, prepped farm in nowhereville, I consider Zombies to be the hungry city dwellers who are meandering around with outstretched hands, looking for their next meal/score.
These are the people who have nothing in the cupboards, or in the freezer at home, and after a few days, start looting/assaulting for survival. |
I’m set; wisefoodstorage.com
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Have you ever walpked through the treat aisle? Pig snouts, deer antlers, duck feet, dehydrated beef trachea. Everything you need for a voodoo ritual.
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Uh, you do know zombies are just make believe. They are a impossible thing
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Also - lots of medication at pet store in the fish area. Anti- biotics especially......
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And they will have a leg up on you because they know where everything is. |
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Zombie https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie Quote:
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