Wait...for...it... Worst car hack ever!
 

Unfortunately there is Porsche content :(

This wins, hands down, worst car hack ever. Mic drop. Done

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cto/d/porsche-911-targa-custom-limo/6727247242.html



http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1539965087.jpg

It's almost as if you're challenging someone to post something that tops it.

pretty sure that's a crime.

But at least it's not made of paper mache.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1539966408.jpg

whoa..

ironically, this is the just like what Benihana did to Japanese food.

That is a car in search of a tree...

Well, they tried, but it still isn't as fugly as an Aztec.

Nothing that a volcano can’t fix

Burn it, burn it with fire (or maybe a volcano)

A double tragedy, two cars wasted.

959 look Targa limo........................the thing nobody wanted, and yet it exists.

https://junkscience.com/2013/03/global-warming-tragedy-usa-my-beach-house-and-porsche/
https://junkscience.com/wp-content/u...lelarge-v2.jpg

Man V's nature, which can do worse to a Porsche?

Hey, it's a 959! Can't overlook that. And perfect for a V8 conversion.

(I wonder what they did for frame rails.)

I can just picture 2 dudes wearing red michael jackson jackets, and parachute pants , listening to cheesy 80's music, doing big fat rails off the work bench, in some dirty garage in jersey, while all the fabrication was happening .
There were some real crimes against humanity, and all that is sacred committed in the 80's

$500 for the VIN... :)

$1000 if it begins with 911331 !

And yet a very similar project CAN be done in style and taste....

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1187886537.jpg

More at https://flatsixes.com/tag/porsche-356-limo/ and there have been a few pelican threads in various forums, as well as 356talk, rennlist, etc. and so on.

What is sad about that pic is that if the car was in a roll over accident, etc. at least SOME parts would be usable - engine, trans, etc.

But if that is from a hurricane smackin' into things and spraying ocean water everywhere, etc. there won't be anything salvageable by the time the car can be gotten to a place it can get parted out

No. Just no.

They say there is an ass for every seat. No way I want to contemplate what the ass in question for the car in the original post is like.

the link said it was built for that dude that started Benihana.

I want the wheels. Refinished they could be kuhl. Also the wing windows. The rest can go to the crusher.

It’s worth it for the shift knob alone...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1539999849.jpg