Don’t you just hate it when the dog chews your nuts off!😡
 

I guess it was the peanut butter that did it.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/english-bulldog-bites-off-scottish-mans-peanut-butter-smeared-genitals/news-story/8b63718ca68265bffdecbf27b71593b8

It's pretty sad that the dog was put down due to the antics of a moron.

Other than that the story is hilarious, and we're lucky that the guy is no longer in the gene pool.

Awwww nuts!

Assuming the story is accurate, they should have castrated the dog and euthanized the dumbass who put peanut butter on his ‘nads.

Good thing it wasn't Hershey's Chocolate Syrup, that dog could have died! It's poison to dogs!

Ouch! Poor dog....

Now "he" can call "his" kilt a skirt!

It really, really pissed me off the first time it happened...but no issues since ;)

Maybe he can use "his" scrotum as a sporran to decorate "his" kilt/skirt?
Might have some holes on the bottom that would need to be stitched up....

sounds like he needs some of these.

https://www.neuticles.com/

I would vote to euthanize the guy, not the dog!

Lol!
Maybe he could get some made for a Clydesdale!

sorry, couldn't resist...never gets old (okay maybe it's a little old):
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Definitely a Darwin Award finalist!!

Ha!

One comedian joked that if all goes well "everybody wins".

I guess for the dog, it was chunky

Would feel sorry for the animal, but...Biblically interspecies sexual relations is cause for death of both.

I was sure the story would have start with “A Florida man....”.

I guess that’s an alternate way of winning a Darwin Award.


Poor dog.

I keep hearing that and I have had 2 dogs that lived a long life on a steady diet of stolen chocolate of all kind...

Sometimes they just make the dog sick. I came home one day to find one of my dogs had broken into the Almond Roca Christmas gift that was in a bag on the floor. All sorts of tinfoil wrappings all over the floor when I came home.

I found out it was Gromit later that evening when he left a big nut encrusted chocolaty puddle on my brother's hardwood (thankfully) floor that evening for Christmas.

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I'll second that motion.

Chocolate isn't poisonous to dogs, it is just that there is a high incidence of allergy among dogs so eating it is risky for them. Neither of mine are allergic, chocolate has no negative effect for them, not that it is part of their diet or anything lol.

....not that there's anything wrong with that ;).

If ya wanna teach yer male pooches not to do this, nipping on their 'nads works too...I think.

Or now that you mention it, training them first to lick the peanut butter off their own 'nads so they get a feel for it before risking yours. Oh god, how gross is this conversation?

you're a sick man..

hahah..i have nothing remotely intelligent to add to this. i wont even read the original story..no thanks.

His mistake was using peanut butter, way too sticky. Requires to much effort to remove, I am thinking gravy or something similar would be a better choice.

Shame they had to do the dog in, just shows that while chocolate maybe bad for dogs, nuts will kill them too.