i'm getting my wife for Christmas..."me taking myself so much less seriously"

[vash]

Square Dance Lessons.

hahahha..this is gonna be awful. i know she wants them..unless i hook her up with another dude..I'M UP!

she actually doesnt like gifts. she likes "life experiences"..this fits the bill.

i would so much rather buy her a new ipad pro..

now where did i put my bolo tie.

[KC911]

Is this where my "hoedown" joke goes

[Seahawk]

I am going to put this out there, mainly to take heat off of Vash: I know how to dance.

My sisters clued me in early: Knowing how to dance will get you laid.

You don't have to be Gene Kelly, but knowing how to dance to Beach Music in the mid to late 70's into the 80's in Florida, South Carolina, etc. was like shooting fish in a barrel.

Enjoy. My wife loves to dance, is very good at a number of styles. We have taken lessons together.

BTW, I have never Square Danced but I would have learned if I needed to

[911 Rod]

My wife asked me if I wanted to go to ballroom dancing lessons.
She was shocked when I said yes. Oh the brownie points!
After 2 lessons she said this is stupid and we quit.

[cantdrv55]

I took square dancing lessons but just keep going around in circles.

[cabmando]

Probably cost less than the new hard surface counter tops I'll be getting my wife for Christmas. I knew buying my new UTV was a bad idea!

[vash]

i wake up every morning thinking, "thank goodness it's not Salsa dancing"

[vash]

Originally Posted by KC911

Is this where my "hoedown" joke goes

and waaayyy to soon.

but yes.. set serve to KC911...SPIKE!

[KC911]

Originally Posted by Seahawk

....Knowing how to dance will get you laid.

You don't have to be Gene Kelly, but knowing how to dance to Beach Music in the mid to late 70's into the 80's in Florida, South Carolina, etc. was like shooting fish in a barrel.
....

Gawd how I despise "beach music" (most folks don't know what we're talkin' about though )...that whole "scene" was big in my hs as a youngin'....and hippie chicks dance too

[vash]

hippie chicks undulate.

[KC911]

Originally Posted by vash

hippie chicks undulate.

That's all I do too

....but not "smooth and wavelike".... I had to check

[vash]

hahaha....you dick!!

now i have that burned into my mind's eye

[Seahawk]

Originally Posted by KC911

Gawd how I despise "beach music" (most folks don't know what we're talkin' about though )...that whole "scene" was big in my hs as a youngin'....and hippie chicks dance too

Worked with Hippie Chicks as well...situational dancing, My Friend.

[KC911]

Originally Posted by Seahawk

Worked with Hippie Chicks as well...situational dancing, My Friend.

In the late 70s...I had but two choices here...beach music or disco.....I opted for disco

I actually like "beach music" better, but could NOT handle the whole "preppy scene" that many in my hs did. I bet you shagged at "Fat Harolds" a time or two ?

For others...."beach music" was a regional thing here....Embers, Tams, Chairman of the Board, etc. ....NOT the Beach Boys, etc.

[pwd72s]

On Gunsmoke...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcjvGRLA0mE

[Kraftwerk]

Alabama Left! Square Dancing was super-fun the few times I had the chance to. a good " caller" is important. Too bad the invention of television ruined all those fun dancing times. Every type of dancing now is rare, I guess there are still clubs around and raves and such but damn, times done changed.

[cabmando]

This'll get em' square dancin

[A930Rocket]

In junior high school, we did square dancing for PE during the winter.

I kinda liked it.

It was good to run out there and pick the best looking girls.

Of course, that was as close as I got to them!😂

[sammyg2]

Originally Posted by vash

Square Dance Lessons.

hahahha..this is gonna be awful. i know she wants them..unless i hook her up with another dude..I'M UP!

she actually doesnt like gifts. she likes "life experiences"..this fits the bill.

i would so much rather buy her a new ipad pro..

now where did i put my bolo tie.

[sammyg2]

Originally Posted by KC911

In the late 70s...I had but two choices here...beach music or disco.....I opted for disco

I actually like "beach music" better, but could NOT handle the whole "preppy scene" that many in my hs did. I bet you shagged at "Fat Harolds" a time or two ?

For others...."beach music" was a regional thing here....Embers, Tams, Chairman of the Board, etc. ....NOT the Beach Boys, etc.