Any Christmas funnies?

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Does anyone have any funny Christmas stories?

This didn't happen this year, but one Christmas we were at midnight services and the congregation was singing carols - lots of references to Jesus and Christ. At the end of one of the songs the church went quiet and my 3 year old niece was sitting on the edge of the pew singing, "Cripes Amighty, Cripes Amighty." Her parents were frantically trying to shut her up while saying, "She didn't hear it from US!"