Eddie, I mean Jeff, I want half.... Bezos divorcing!
 

So just saw the news (link) that Jeff Bezos of Amazon fame and his wife are getting what is described as an amicable divorce. The first thing I could think about is

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So if you were his wife, would you be satisfied "settling" for $10,000,000,000 or do you go for more? Per the article it sounds like she was there from the beginning so it's doubtful they had a pre-nup, technically, she could get half. Best to keep her happy.

She gets half. That's the way it goes.
Could be good to break Amazon up a little.

Hmm, 10 billion or 80 billion. I'm pretty sure that I'd be OK with either.

It will be a negotiated settlement.

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I'd be amicable too if I was about to get tens of billions and did not have to sleep w that toad anymore.

A local oil man, Harold Hamm wrote his ex wife a check for 978 million. At first the bank would not accept it. They did decided to accept it in the end.

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I had a tough time when I wrote the down payment on my house and it was only 5 figures.

Wouldn't he grant her a bunch of stock, and then she'd be on the hook for the taxes when she sold it?

Some lawyers are buying new Ferraris for their secretaries over this one.

She'd need WAY more than twice that amount imo...lawyer$ and $corn ain't cheap ;)

Spread the wealth around a bit!

No calculator here...but I bet that breaks down to some very expensive 'tail'

That toad is about to get a lot of action.

Dan Bilzerian, step aside.


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Bezos is very frugal.

funny

I wonder if he could give her Whole Foods or Woot instead?

That 77 cents must have really hurt. :rolleyes:

When we were newlyweds my wife worked in a hair studio. One of her co-workers was engaged to get married, her fiance died in a car accident 2 weeks before wedding and had a life insurance policy for 1 Million and she was a benefactor.

She had to distribute the money between 5 banks.

So if I was a billionaire I'd trade up too......


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Right now some woman is giving birth to his next wife.

He was in an affair for the past year

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ushome/index.html

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Maybe being genetically designed in China...

Price of Ammo is high, but not that high.............

According to your last post he does not seem to be suffering from yellow fever. But, he may be a multicultural kind of guy.

Just because it is designed in China, does not mean it is of Asian decent...SmileWavy

Damn, he’s ugly.

Just goes to show that money can buy you anything.


Edit: I’d be happy with just $1,000,000,000

Who needs half?
 

I just want to be the guy that sweeps up the crumbs! That would be enough to keep me in high style for the rest of my life! No need to be greedy! I bet the lawyers are salivating like crazy over this one!

According to Vonnegut, that guy is called “attorney”

He probably will, too.

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36B ain't what it used to be...

Yeah, you can only get 877 metric tons of gold for that...