Suppose you have a dead horse....
 

Edited: My apologies to "horse lovers" for the thread title. I get it...


Which Pelican would ya enlist to beat on it?

I have two heavyweight contenders in mind :)

Seeing as how, over four decades we have had five dead horses, I would call up my neighbour with the back hoe. Family pets deserve better than being the focal point of a disturbing metaphor.

However, for time wasting, never ending harping on one or two things, I do have two in mind.

Best
Les

Can I guess who.?

^^^^ Nope ;)...

My apologies Les....I love horses (and have a handful of cats ;))....but have never had either. Like a "dead cat bounce" though.... had a few of them too.

Like everything, there are some professional at it, but most of us can do a pretty good job DIYing it!

I just assume many of us stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night...some live there :)

One in particular comes immediately to mind. A certified internet phenomena in his own right.

When I was a kid...we fed dead horses to our dogs.

Just come out and say who upset you so, it will start the healing process.

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There are two in particular that I would call on.

3 heavyweight contenders....my bad ;)

......and the Inn is full too!

Thread was all in jest....they know who they are though :)

first choice: George Costanza, architect.

In the small town where I once practiced law, there was a business called “Husky Holler Dog Food and Dead Stock Removal.”

I remember their one-ton truck parked outside our office one morning with cow legs sticking straight up out of the bed... yikes

It's "whom."

Maybe...

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Higgins and I would beat each other's (horse). ;):D

:eek::eek::eek: TMI brother... TMI... :D

Hah - I guess we have, a time or two in the past. A couple of sometimes stubborn old farts, I guess. I'd be proud to buy you a beer anytime, though.