I changed the oil in wife's car yesterday. 5 quart container. No funnel. Nothin' but net! :D

(edit- although the worst is when you don't get that shiny/aluminum foil/ paper seal completely off the oil bottle, and it catches oil when you pour it and s#$ goes everywhere. muy importante to remove that for commando style pouring. )

Over the weekend I changed pads and rotors on my Sequoia.

And then paid a grease monkey to change the oil in the minivan. Some jobs I'd rather not do. :D