Find the post ho's thread...
 

I used to casually watch the "forum dynamics" when I got paid to post here....haven't in years.

I had to go to desktop mode....coupla clicks later. ..dayum ;)

I'm talkin' posts in a single thread....and I don't do PARF no mo'....

A glance shows 17K :)

I will not name names...but if I did. ..Rick & Glen....about NOTHING...

My work here is done....top that!

I'm not going to complain about Glenn posting random pics. It's one of the threads that I can count on for at least a few secs of distraction just about any time I visit.

Glen(no n) is cool :). He and Paul and Baz get a pass on those type threads....I don't visit those much due to phone access.

The joke thread....he's got quite a memory ;)

This thread is all in fun....just an observation....post ho's R us....

I get it....used to drive a screen all day too :)

The Stijn thread has been active now for 10 years. I doubt a day has gone by that someone does not post in it, and I am a regular and very rarely go a day without a post or two or maybe 15 in there. From that thread I got to know Pete and my wife and I enjoyed going to his beautiful house in Vermont. Same thing with Paul, AKA Seahawk and his great farm in MD. I got to meet Max out in Monterey, CA. I love to meet up with other Pelicans in "real life" and chat.

The Stijn thread is a Seinfeld like tread. Every topic has been discussed, and there is no more OT thread than that one.

I have been into photography since I turned 15, (only a few years ago now) and I like random pictures. I usually post 5 or 6 photos in each post. If I were a real post ho, I would do one picture per post.

I have always loved jokes and I know a million of them. The only time I ever had a room mate, he was a great joke teller as well. We stayed up late at night for weeks telling jokes, and it got to the point of being like the old joke about the prison.

A comedian goes to a prison for a life sentence. His first evening he hears a prisoner yell out a number like 52!, and the other prisoners laugh. then he hear 44, and everyone laughs, and that goes on, 122 and everyone laughs. He is really confused. As a professional comedian for years, how is just a number funny? After a while he yells out 60!, and no one laughs, and one of the big guys, says "hey that's not funny, I am gonna kick yer ass".
One of the old timers pulls him aside and explains. To pass time they all told jokes to each other. After several years, and no new prisoners coming in, they had told all the jokes a 100 times. It was just got easier to yell out the number of the jokes and and everyone knew the punchline. Joke number 60 is about the big guy's wife and now he is pissed off at you.

I own my own company, so no boss to look over my shoulder. I have three computers here in my home office. I can get one running on processing an aerial photo project, they other doing the books in QuickBooks, and the other is open to Pelican. When there is no accounting to do, the current project is processing, I can surf the internet. I usually end up here.

I still post and read a lot in the Technical forum. And the paycheck from Pelican is a nice bonus! ;)

Although rarely posting anymore I am kind of proud being the durn forner that started that tread. SmileWavy

Where's MY money?

You made me (in)famous

Almost Notorious!

Virtually Anonymous!

Fluffer ....HOF infamous ;)

The BIGLY checks are sent to Milt ;)

Is this where I can ask what the Stijn post is all about? Or is about nothing? lol

You were/are paid to post?

That seems crazy to me.

It’s about everything and nothing at the same time.
I used to be a regular, it’s been a long time, different job, I faded out.
First few months I felt guilty for abandoning the thread, weird.
It was a habit, but a good one.

Yea, and you did it over 10 years ago!

You have to read it to participate. That rule was 4 or 5 years ago.

Yep, way back whenever the rule was to read it all first. I am one of the folks that started at the beginning, and have read every post. And made of 17K of them. You can find pictures of me at many different places over the years.

Nipple lube was discussed very carefully. As was almost every other subject ever.

You got paid to post here? How?

That's a great ol' joke. I once heard a slightly different version...goes like this ↓

A guy goes to a prison for a life sentence. On his first evening, he hears a prisoner yell out '52' and the other prisoners all laugh. Then he hears someone yell '44', and everyone laughs again. And that goes on...'122' and everyone laughs some more. So, in an effort to blend in, he yells out '60'...but nobody laughs. What's up with that, he says.
One of the old lifers pulls him aside and explains: After several years, we've heard all the jokes a hundreds times, so it just got easier to yell out the number instead of telling the whole joke. OK then, why didn't anyone laugh at mine? Must've been the way you told it, replied the old timer.

How exactly does that work?

I had to get paid...the free tech DIY forum cost me at least 40-50K before I discovered PPOT ;).

It is crazy...

Now I just volunteer my brilliant threads and posts...easy come....easy go :)

Yea, they pay me to post, and supermodels are flirting with me all the time, worst is the local Bigfoot keeps bugging me to scratch his ears. My new free 911 GT2RS is going to be delivered any day. Yea, that’s the ticket. Sure.

Green font, Glen, green font. :D

may they be as successful as Seinfeld

They pay me in frets, by weight.
I'm thinkin only one er two will get that,.

I've heard that KC is going to use his forum ho earnings to pay for treatment for his flaming, TDS (diagnosed by the infamous Dr. Island)!

Forum ho-woah-woah's
They give us those nice bright colors
They give us the greens of summers
Makes you think all the world's a sunny day
So mama don't take my forum ho's away

Used to post in that thread...but it got too boring. Everyone just wanted to be nice. Makes one want to kick their dog and beat their wife. Better to go to PARF and abuse the slow of wit and short of humor.

You sure don't have to look hard to find those. Dayumn, is this a nunnery or a car guy forum?!?!

Off topic, but tell your Mom I said hi.

I'll pass your message on when she gets done shaving her back (doesn't like to be disturbed while running the lawn mower)!

And so you should be!

We have a songwriter for the PARF band :)!

Awesome...

Obviously Wayne is going to pay me all at once, I'd accept a 965 and call it even.

Where the F is M21 Sniper? Miss that guy!

OK, now that I've posted. you can all rest This thread is dropping down like a fat kid on a see-saw. It will be on page 3 in no time...

Not so fast..... I may have mostly hung up my post ho’ing boots but you can’t get rid of me that easy. 🤣🤣🤣

^^^^ Like a super-nova....a BIGLY blast...exploding on the scene with brilliance!

Whut happened...did a tweezer get yer tongue :)?

I tell ya ....post counts aside....Mul2 holds the superslut title....from memory...

Mebbe 5k crying baby pics over six months or so before he joined the band...I figured it wuz a selfie :)