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red-beard 08-27-2019 11:48 AM

Seems Legit
 
And I'm sure she is a really nice girl! SmileWavy

From: Chantay

Quote:

I’m so unlucky! My old truck is broken again.
I’m sure that it is not a fatal problem and any male can fix it quickly.
I ask you to come and resolve my problem.
I will pay you back with my perfect body ;)

gordner 08-27-2019 11:52 AM

Lucky you!

gordner 08-27-2019 11:52 AM

I am sure she is just trying to put herself through college lol.

Bill Douglas 08-27-2019 11:58 AM

I'm not much good at fixing trucks, I'm better at cars, but I'll send my lesbian friend around to sort it.

GH85Carrera 08-27-2019 11:59 AM

So any male can fix it? What is the issue, that it needs a fix only a man can solve the problem? Is the pickle jar lid on too tight?

And a perfect body as payment? Do we get to keep it as payment like we would if she paid cash?

Too many questions.

cabmandone 08-27-2019 12:59 PM

I'd ask for payment in advance.

ckelly78z 08-28-2019 02:26 AM

Can I take a test drive first ?

unclebilly 08-28-2019 04:13 AM

Fred - is this that EX you were telling us about?

fastfredracing 08-28-2019 04:16 AM

en route now, Ill let you know how it all works out

wdfifteen 08-28-2019 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera (Post 10573079)
So any male can fix it? What is the issue, that it needs a fix only a man can solve the problem? Is the pickle jar lid on too tight?

I’m thinking the “pickle jar” has been loosen by quite a few men. Probably hadn’t been tight in years.

red-beard 08-28-2019 04:34 AM

You don't know that. She could Kegel...

Baz 08-28-2019 04:34 AM

https://www.hindustantimes.com/rf/im...770897bf70.jpg

fastfredracing 08-28-2019 05:10 AM

I got there and she said her tranny needs fixed. She looks like a dude , what do I do ?

john70t 08-28-2019 05:22 AM

(zen quote of the day)
"Be the tool."

sammyg2 08-28-2019 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baz (Post 10573728)

Well played. :D

javadog 08-28-2019 05:42 AM

I think we need to see pictures before we can decide if the truck is worth fixing.

asphaltgambler 08-28-2019 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fastfredracing (Post 10573709)
en route now, Ill let you know how it all works out


^^^^^Spit coffee out ma nose^^^^^^^^

rfuerst911sc 08-28-2019 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fastfredracing (Post 10573759)
I got there and she said her tranny needs fixed. She looks like a dude , what do I do ?

Monty Python comes to mind ......... . run away !!!

red-beard 08-28-2019 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fastfredracing (Post 10573759)
I got there and she said her tranny needs fixed. She looks like a dude , what do I do ?

Normally, I'd say it is plug and play, but I'm not so sure like that...

flipper35 08-28-2019 06:29 AM

Probably smells like a sewer fire as well.


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