Infinite monkey theorem.
 

"The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type any given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare."

(—many sources) Another adds "infinite number of monkeys."

Seems like a lot of them are at work nowadays.

It will only work if you have infinite time. The human mind can't really fathom infinite time. Billions or 10s of billion's of years is just a number to most humans. Start getting into to a Googolplex and it is a number so big it just boggles the mind. So a googolplex of years is not even the start of infinity.

https://gizmodo.com/why-the-googolplex-number-is-insanely-difficult-to-visu-509471545

Well, it states "an infinite amount of time."

I wonder how this works for photographs. Shall we give an infinite number of moneys cameras?

Being silly here.

Just look how well it's worked, right here on this forum, in the limited amount of time our small group of monkeys have been at it. I swear this place has captured the wisdom of the ages, in its own special way... ;)

Damn it, my drift was outed in 3 posts.

Us higher primates must think alike... :D

What you also need is "randomly typing" monkeys.

Monkeys, are not random.

Give them a keyboard, and they'll bias to certain things.

Like pooping on it.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/3013959.stm

You will never get the works of shake spear with infinite time because monkeys are not random.

https://archive.org/stream/NotesTowardsTheCompleteWorksOfShakespeare/Notes%20towards%20the%20complete%20works%20of%20sh akespeare_djvu.txt

Here is an except of the work of six monkeys.

So serious, Terv. I didn't create the postulation, much less the theory.

Doesn't this belong in PARF?

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Les

Only if the monkeys change the 2nd Amendment.

There is a strong smell of racism in this thread.

Lets steer this ship on course for off topic only.

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shake spear?

saber rattler!

Send it to parf!

lol... That last skit is the best!

That looks like a Dipso quote.

If ya gots a theorem then the corollary must surely apply....

Infinite Monkey Rolls!

Dance Monkey

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