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Casual, meaningless sex

Remember the days of casual, meaningless, sweaty, hot monkey sex? You know, before you were married? Asking for a friend. Today, do you need a signed, notarized permission slip for this?
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No I just ask my wife. It doesn’t stop when you get married!!
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That's why call girls are your best bet...if you're single.
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The law allows them to change their mind after the fact, (act)so it is best to get out the exoneration
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You mean cash 😂
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Just look at what was on Comedy shows a few decades ago and get an idea of the present day.

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That "activity" is the primary reason a lot of guys get married.
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That "activity" is the primary reason a lot of guys get married.
Because of it...not for it.

BIG difference

Never hitched...
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That "activity" is the primary reason a lot of guys get married.
I believe that.
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That "activity" is the primary reason a lot of guys get married.
Reminds me of the old joke about never purchasing a depreciating asset.
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Back in the day... sex was this mystic opportunity that if you were extremely fortunate, you
experienced something greater that a new corvette. No STDs. A huge challenge that you failed in many times and then.... Wow!
Today... Not the same. Everybody gets laid with no personal currency at stake.
I don't care because I went through the sling and arrows of misfortune and then had a successful
time of it.

It is different now.
I can get in my car and in 20 minutes at Bibi's Massage parlor, get laid. Of course it costs
some cash but still sex is not some hard mystery anymore.
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Back in the day... sex was this mystic opportunity that if you were extremely fortunate, you
experienced something greater that a new corvette. No STDs. A huge challenge that you failed in many times and then.... Wow!
Today... Not the same. Everybody gets laid with no personal currency at stake.
I don't care because I went through the sling and arrows of misfortune and then had a successful
time of it.

It is different now.
I can get in my car and in 20 minutes at Bibi's Massage parlor, get laid. Of course it costs
some cash but still sex is not some hard mystery anymore.
Don't buy a football team...
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Do you like beef or veal?
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Meaningless sex is grossly over rated.
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Do you like beef or veal?
I haven't matured mentally since I was a teen, so I'll op' for veal.

A lot can be said for the adventure of casual meaningless sex. Other than just getting a leg over then a snore afterwards.
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I haven't matured mentally since I was a teen, so I'll op' for veal.

A lot can be said for the adventure of casual meaningless sex. Other than just getting a leg over then a snore afterwards.
Down under it is called Lamb
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I bought my first bachelor pad house in 1981. Back in the days when the worst VD was cured with a shot to the butt. I never did need to get a shot in the butt, from luck and picking the right girlfriends. I sowed a lot of wild oats and prayed for crop failure, but sticking with the oats metaphor, I used pre-emergent.

Even back then a single guy, with a steady job and a house with a nice yard, flowers in the gardens and furniture and washer dryer had an easy time with ladies. After AIDS was in the general population, there seemed to be a real chill. Back then AIDS was a death sentence.

I am SOOOO happy to be happily married for 27 years and totally out of the dating game.

One of my buddies is 51, in reasonable shape. He loves to go out Cougar hunting, and work the catch and release plan. so all in all, nothing has really changed.
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Mutton trussed up as lamb
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Beep beep I'm a sheep
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Reminds me of a version of this exchange, which starts at 1:12:



"You had the wrong one, really? I never had the wrong kind...ever, ever. My worst one was right on the money."

Casual, meaningless sex? One never knows.
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