Got a call about my SS number today!
 

OMG they're cancelling my Social Security number because of potential fraud!! I called the number immediately as instructed, expressed my concerns and asked where the nearest office was to address this problem. Two "agents" hung up on me and the third told me to go "f" myself... LOL. I called back 10 more times hoping to tie up a line and will continue to call them throughout the day until they deactivate the number.

Anyone else who enjoys f'ing with scammers the number is 419-558-3719

They hung up on me too. I did not have time to pester them though. Good job and keep it up.

They blocked my number!

You need a spoofinator....only 19.95 (plus s&h). PM me yer CC number because you just can't trust everyone who reads these threads...

Do you need my cancelled Social Security number too? :D

priceless!

I usually like to string them along for a while and then say, "I'm going to sneak into your house at night and slit your throat while you're sleeping.":)

It's the element of surprise that you want to go for, after playing dumb for a while.

I just called. He told me to F*** off after I asked if he was Jake from State Farm and if he was wearing Kakis.

My wife won't let me use her phone to call the number back. :( She's no fun.

I just called (from work),and left my phone off the hook so they could hear me typing this response. I can hear someone saying "hello", hello? while I am typing.

I called again, and tapped on the mouth piece while they were saying hello.

"Oh hello there(very sweetly). Just a minute, there is someone at the door"

Play 14.4k dial up sound or some kickin trash

(low voice warbling as if encrypted) "Enter ID now" "This is a class 3 number. Do not call back. You have been warned"

(Studering old man) "Well my wife usually takes care of these things but I would like to help. Flies are all over me. Can you get rid of them?"

For a while people in this area were getting a call that they had hacked your computer, and turned on the camera, and recorded me masturbating to porn. If I did not send them money they were going to release the video.

1. My computer does not have a video camera.
2. I don't watch porn.
3. I have a good firewall and my computer is up to date, and protected.

So I called them back, and told him to be sure to release the video right away, as it would boost my rating as I was a major porn star stud trying to be more famous that John Holmes or Ron Jeremy. He hung up on me.

your wife "wont let you"

man we need to start another thread on that one itself.:D

Have you never heard the phrase "Happy Wife, Happy Life"

Some things are just not worth making a wife mad.

If they sound like they are in India or Pakistan, just repeat after me.

Gandu behnchoot

https://www.searchindia.com/search/indian-slang-words/gandu.html
https://www.searchindia.com/search/indian-slang-words/behnchoot.html

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I always keep a stack of fresh Google Play Cards, for just such an emergency...

Jerry was the original of the 'best answers'
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I learned two new words today, can't wait to say tell my friend tomorrow!:D

Edit: My friend said it's Behnchoot Chutiya

I'm gonna have to go with Danny DeVito, for the win! :cool:

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I think they have black listed me.

I used to practice my improvised Chinese language with them. I got to be quite good.

Another one I do is start of by saying thanks for calling, I've been wanting to talk to you, I've got this life insurance for you to buy. Then I become steadily more abusive when the insist they don't want to buy it. I even try to get their bank account number off them - just one dollar, I'll take it out myself, you don't have to do anything LOL

Was that you calling the other day. I got a phone call on my cell phone and it was some female sounding person, speaking some Asian language, maybe Chinese but it could have been Korean or something else.

One of my friends has his Hillbilly-speak down pat and will just talk like the Beverly Hillbillies intimating someone from the deep south.

Just some nutter, we all sound the same when we are trying to trick you.


Hill billy speak sounds fun

I had the call not too long ago that my Microsoft license had expired and they were calling to help me out. I was not busy so I kept him on the line for 15 minutes and was having real issue finding the files he want to know about and never could get his file to download since I had no intention of going to his web site. He finally called me a bunch of names as I called him a thief. He hung up.

Nobel prize winner.

https://thehill.com/homenews/media/477482-paul-krugman-my-computer-was-hacked-to-download-child-pornography

Haha.

I was most offended a while ago as well. I feel it's polite to speak to other people in their own language where ever possible, and I was speaking to this chap in my Chinese and he called me a c*** and hung up. No manners LOL

Blocked my number after I asked for Jake

That is the funniest thing I heard in a long time. Hilarious!!

He's got a channel full of them. I laugh so hard I sometimes cry! :D

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I love the hindi swear words. I got one ******* a few weeks ago that made fun of me for only knowing a couple hindi swear words. I ended up roasting india until he hung up.

I take one of these now and then if I am in the right mood.

Guys, I just go off on. Call them scammers, tell them they deserve death; that sort of thing.

If it's a woman, I tell her she sounds very hot. If she doesn't hang up, I begin to tell her, in very graphic terms, what I would like to do to her. Click! Not sure what I would do if one responded in kind:)

Don't let the wife overhear! lol

I have played their game and sounded concerned. When it comes time to give my credit card # I give a number that starts with a 2 and has a lot of zeros. Make sure it only has 12-13 digits as well. They will ask me to repeat the # a few times before they realize they are being played and then they curse and hang up. Most times I just don't pick up the phone if I don't recognize the @.

Bahkri chod usually does the trick

;)

Let this be a lesson to all scammers! Never f'k with a self employed person who is bored.