Decoding Collector Car for Sale Ads
 

Here's a handy translator for ad to reality..

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1582038921.jpg

Second owner: I was the only one dumb enough to buy this old POS. Now it's your turn.
Good rubber: Can you believe there is still rubber on the rim?

Best
Les

Yup, that about covers it

Funny stuff

Recently serviced: I have a vague recollection that I took this car to a mechanic for something at some time.

How Bring A Trailer thrives...

Guys love looking at old cars and young women.

Emigration forces sale..

I gotta leave town cos I've swindled so many folk around here

Must sell now!: I'm actually a scammer who stole pictures/description from a legitimate sale. I'm just trying to create a sense of urgency so that by the time you have PayPalled me the money and are stood up at the arranged meeting place and realize that there is no car, I am long gone.