I use small grooming scissors.

The thing that gets me with nose hairs is one moment things are fine, and then all of a sudden you have one that “unfurls” and is huge. It seems to me they hide while growing big and then reveal themselves right as you sit down for dinner, or for a job interview...

If you want the “best” I am sure these guys have what you want

https://www.hammacher.com/home

+1 on this one. The cylindrical cutter is the shizzle.

I had one of those panasonics and it was OK, but not great. When it died I picked one of these no-name trimmer up at the drug store. I've had it for three years and it's great. It uses a single AA battery. It sticks and won't start when you first turn it on. I just tap it against the edge of the sink, it starts running sluggishly, get it wet and it takes off. I thought it was dying but it's been doing that for years. I need to put some clipper oil on it.
The blade is just a single row of cutters like a hedge trimmer. It's got a light so you can see what you're doing.

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Sawz-All

Dremel

router

Soldering iron

LOL You win :D