The FBI found and is holding my shipping containers .
 

Agent Chris Hacker <AGENTCHRISFBI@HOTMAIL.JP>
Sat 3/14/2020 10:38 PM
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Special Agent in Charge of the FBI’s Atlanta Division
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Intelligence field unit
2635 Century Parkway N.E,
Suite 400 Atlanta, GA 30345 USA
E-mail: agentjchrishacker176@gmail.com

Urgent Attention:

I am Special Agent J.Chris Hacker from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (Atlanta Division) Intelligence Unit. We have just intercepted and confiscated two (2) trunk boxes at Hartsfield Jackson Atlanta international airport, and are on the verge of moving it to our bureau head quarters.

We have scanned the said boxes, and have found it to contain a total sum of USD$4.5M and also backup document which bears your name as the receiver of the money contained in the boxes. Investigations carried out on the diplomat who accompanied the boxes into the United States has it that he was to deliver this fund to your residence as your contract/inheritance payment which was due you from the office of finance Minster of the federal government of Nigeria.

We cross-checked all legal documentation in the boxes, and were about to release the consignment to the diplomat, when we found out that the boxes is lacking one very important documentation which as a result, the boxes have been confiscated until the required document is provided.

According to section 229 subsections 31 of the 1991 constitution on release of unclaimed consignment payment, your consignment lacks Funds Ownership Certificate and for that reason you must contact me for direction on how to procure this certificate, so that your consignment can be legally cleared and okay for delivery to you.

You are required to contact this bureau within 72 hours or we would take it that you do not want your consignment, and would move it to the treasury Also, you must not contact any other bank for any payment, because your payment is here in care of our storage vault team and will be released to you once you follow my directives.

Yours in service,
Agent J.Chris Hacker
E-mail: agentjchrishacker176@gmail.com
Special Agent in Charge of the FBI’s Atlanta Division.

Gotta love "Hacker."

You're gonna be rich!!! You lucky devil you.

Gmail account makes it Official

"We have scanned the said boxes, and have found it to contain a total sum of USD$4.5M"
^now that is government at work.

If you have Prince Edward in a box, you better let him out.

"We have scanned the said boxes, and have found it to contain a 'shart-stained mattress'"

You clearly won't be needing them tools anymore so I'll help with that.

I'll finish the '59 for you in trade as long as I don't have to wax it.

It is cool, now the money is already in the US, ready for you to receive. It used to be still in Nigeria. Man, sooooo close!

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OK then - what about Prince Albert?

Last week I received a letter in the mail , after opening I read it was supposedly from a lawyer in Spain . Yeah ok keep reading , his client died in 2007 and has the same last name as me . Years of searching for relatives has turned up none . So now he's just looking for ANYONE with the same last name to share the loot with :rolleyes:

His client left 6.5 million lire in his estate and the spanish government will confiscate the money soon if I don't reply . The letter states I will receive 45 % , the lawyer gets 45 % and " charity " get 10 % . The letter head has a fuzzy pic of George Washington ( nice touch ) and a phony looking notary stamp .

The letter includes a phone number and email address . There aren't many people in the WORLD that have my last name so they are digging deep . I wonder how many folks fall for this crap ?

Good thing you have a C-60 roll back........you're going to need it to haul all that money.

Argh, the silly bastards, they were meant to send car parts not cash. Especially now cash is worth nothing.

"of the 1991 constitution"
I didn't know there was a revision

Bwahahaha ;)

^^^ I was beginning to wonder if there were any absoivant people here. (three stooges ref.) SmileWavy

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Over 20 years ago, before I was even on the internet, I received two different letters from Nigeria. The early Nigerian Scam? One even had what looks like a counterfeit postage stamp.

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^^^ Sorry for your loss.

$4.5 worth of toilet paper.