I guess it could be worse for us.
 

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/belgium-health-minister-puts-ban-on-non-essential-sexual-activities-of-persons-3-or-greater-in-indoor-areas/

I'm assuming outdoor orgies are still ok.

Non essential...............is there such a thing?

The Weekly World News is always a classic! I'd love to know what the folks that work there think about what they do. I also wonder how many folks believe what they read in the WWN. I'm sure it would be surprising to most of us.

oH CRAP..... I was in that 500 person orgy last week!!!! :eek::eek: :eek:

Had me there for a second - we went to Ghent last year and while they seemed friendly enough...

Is it a joke site like The Onion?

If so, I just got sucked in.

From the article.....

“These measures apply only to human-to-human sexual contact, not human-to-animal contact,” she added when questioned about bestiality by reporters.

You could take that a couple of ways unless it's on the edge humor.

What if you're hung well enough to maintain social distancing?

I thought that was you but hard to tell in the sea of skin.:eek:SmileWavy

No. It's news - like Fox . :rolleyes:

Take a good look. Some guy cured himself of COVID-19 by drinking his own semen.
Maggie de Block? C'mon.
I'm not going to mention the visual.

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That's not fair!

She know's it too as the limit should be set on combined weight not quantity of people

She slammed the door on herself by what I see. She is 3 people.

Guys ... this is closer to the truth than you think ...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maggie_De_Block

She really IS the heath minister of Belgium. I even did an image search in case Wikipedia was edited.

G

I guess truth really is stranger than reality.

She does not look very healthy to me for an health minister...

Maybe she ate the real health minister :confused:

She is a physician too. Love it!

G

one word (acronym?) - CPAP!

When I saw this article, all I could think of was this little snippet from creed bratton:

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I don't know that it's intended to be like the Orion, but as far as I've ever seen, the stories are always completely bogus. Back in the 1990s, I think, they were in grocery store check-out lines next to the enquirerer and the other tabloid things. Where i guess most of those traded in rumor and stuff with a grain of truth, I don't think WWN has ever aspired to that high standard.

Sorry folks, I was just pulling everyone's legs. It's all completely true.

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