Does Anyone Actually Miss Table Dances?
 

Just asking...

Hope this helps you get through these trying times Jeff.:D

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Not that many are over 6 feet tall.

I like you Dottie...Liiike!

Fint told me that the dang Millennials pay for this constantly, and that he never could afford it when he was their age, and even tho he is well off now he still doesn't because the prices are crazy high...

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Dottie
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Triple table dance. That woulda been $60 30 years ago.

Come on Jeff, you're the reason the closed Honeys on 99...........frequent flier miles!

No way am I dragging the missus and 2.5 kids out....not too mention spending a whole dollar!

But I sure do miss them :D

True story, I danced on the table with someone else’s date at her prom 25 years ago... that girl I danced with is now my wife.

LOL...you're just an ol' snake in the grass :D!

No, no no, Dave - it was Goodtime Charlie's in Woodenville. Started going in when I was 17. This was when you could still drink at a strip club. The rules were, that if a certain song came on the jukebox, we were to file into the girls' dressing room and wait. One of them would step out back "for a cigarette" and when she tapped on the door, we were supposed to scram. Worked great.

Then one day, when I was about 19, I saw a girl I had dated in high school dancing. When she saw me, she suddenly realized she was naked... Got all embarrassed, tried to cover up, ran off the stage, and all of that. Charlie Puzzo - old time Eastside mob, part of the Colacurcio brother's little racket. Whose daughter, but the way, owned Honey's...

Older brother, just over 60 yo, moved in because he got MS and his 3rd wife divorced him. Reconnected with a HS girlfriend. Her daughter and her daughters friends were "exotic" dancers because they made a lot of money doing it. The daughter was also dating a policeman. They didn't really seem like they had that much more money to me. Brother cosigned for the daughter to help her buy a car. The girlfriend had stopped dating my bro by then.

That was weird.

Had a bikini barista as a tenant and she claimed to make between $300-$500 a day in tips. She worked 6 days a week and lots of OT. I was a bit skeptical until she said she would pay 3 months rent and a security deposit in advance and produced several $500 strapped bundles of $20s. She paid every month on time and her ‘credentials’ were impeccable.

Yeah Mothers exotic pole dance was something to behold..with those saggys floping around and all.

I do miss the income...but bad knees have kept me off the tables in recent years :D

I haven't had a "personal" performance in many years, but no I don't miss it.

I expected this:

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i dont ever recall having a table dance. as in literally "on a table"?

nah.

When in college my GF had a very generous rack. Fortunately she also enjoyed drinking copious quantities and dancing. When we went out, We seldom had to buy pitchers because after a couple of beers she would get on the table and shake her assets and top-sets, and free pitchers would start arriving. For poor college students it was fantastic. She also loved the attention.

Now she is a department head of a large city agency and can well afford to buy her own.