Hard times? Get a new Porsche!
 

These hard times...laid off, bad credit...but need a new whip?

Gonna look at Mitsibushi or Nissan? Naw...check out Porsche they got tha terms...60 months plus no payments for 90 daze! Read tha fine print "We know times are tough, and we are here to help you get in a new ride at an affordable price."

Here's tha ad:

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How much if paying 'cash'?

Great to hear from you.

Just need Maxim and Major Rice to make cameos.

First, welcome back.

Second...I don't like SUV's...that's putting it mildly. Don't care who makes 'em...I just don't like the looks of 'em. So, think I'll keep driving my hassle free Mustang, thank you...when and if I can go to my favorite pool hall again.

Paul, you go easy on our young friend. :)

The eternal, “Death of a Salesman”, optimism and BS of the free market is epitomized by car dealer ads.

“Lost your job? Thinking about hanging yourself? Spend your last $5k on a down payment on this hyper-depreciating, expensive POS! It’s enough to make anyone happy for a day or two, then there is always the rope!” :)

I hate SUVs too but a Macan is about the only one I'd drive. My sweetie hates my Jetta TDI wagon (because it's a "Phoenix soccer mom" car and wagons are grandpa cars - no coincidence, I think, that her dad has a Peugeot 505 wagon and had a W123 wagon before that, and that I think both of those are great whereas she and her sisters think they're terrible) and wants to replace it with a Macan. The JSW is sweet, but I'd bite.

I looked at/test drove Macans and Stelvios, but I just didn't like either. Too small to tow anything, small backseat, no real cargo space. They both struck me as 100% blah. My Cayenne GTS is almost too small to fill the role, but at least I can tow my 22' aluminum trailer with it.

LOL! Denis, it's a rare happening....but I agree with you completely. SmileWavy

Playa!!!

Welcome back Homie!

Sup all my OGs! I like tha green color on this Macon but will tha 30" Rimz from my Cayanne fit?

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Lolz...

5x130 is 5x130, right? Just bolt on a lift kit from Tequipment, and you're good to go! You so ballin' Playa. Save some snatch for the rest of us, yo!

This guy is jerking your chains all over the place. Fun nonetheless.

Put your pinky finger to the MOOON!

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Dees are da rims ya needs.

I'm getting a brand new Tycan as soon as the PCA summer raffle is up.