true story:
i was hiking up in the Sierras. near the JUNE lake loop. we hiked up to Gem Lake. my buddy sets up his hammock and i set up my tent. it was hot and we were purely scouting to see if that area held deer. (the answer is NO).
we decided to hit the lake to swim. we were walking down this dark narrow trail, and i catch a very white movement to my left. my buddy is really out of shape and was dragging his ass behind me. i look left and i see a buck naked lady. young college lady. she says, "oh my..sorry!" get this..british accent. i avert my eyes and back track and stop my perverted friend. he says, "did i just hear womans voice?" i just held him there..and i finally said, "yes you did". she disappears..and we go back to the lake. my friend asks<"why did you block me?"
i said., "cuz she was naked". he almost gut punched me.
at the lake the lady swims out to me in her bikini and thanks me. i said, "no thank you..i didnt look away that fast"..she laughs and swims away. i'm old and married, and she had me regretting both counts.
she came and found me later to show her and her group how to clean a trout.
then there was that time i had to pick up a guy in Fresno, i got lost, pulled up next to a mid 90's bronco to ask directions and there were three ladies backs to me as they were squatting and peeing. i simply drove away.
it happens. right place right time.
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