i just punch myself in the face.
 

you know that cartoon scene where the poor coyote has yellow birds flying around his head? that was me.

i was lifting something very heavy with an industrial dolly. had people helping. the load shifted and the handle of the dolly came up FAST! it hit my arm, my arm hit me square in the chin. i tasted blood in my mouth immediately. a tooth cut into my tongue.

good times!! gargling with warm salt water, and the bleeding is slowed down. my tongue is swollen a bit so i talk wierd..and my jaw hurts.

damn it..i've been punched in the face before..but i think i did it the best :)

i do remember a tongue healing really fast. i hope that is the case.

Oh yeah I've done that and yeah the tongue does heal quickly.

“Why are you hitting yourself?” “Stop hitting yourself.”

You’re supposed to have someone else operating your arms if you really want to punch yourself correctly.

Glad you’re okay, sorry that you’ll be the butt of your co-workers jokes next week.

Your co-workers must have short memories. With mine, this would live on forever. Becoming part of the lore, where the story having gone dormant for a few months or years gets trotted out whenever a similar circumstance presents itself.

AHAHAHAHAAAA, Let me guess, younger sisters?SmileWavy

You should soak your tongue in alcohol, you know, to prevent infections.

Single malt?

You just broke the first rule of fight club...

I used to work with ED. He was prying something with his claw hammer, and it came back and stuck in his forehead, causing him to go the ER.
That was his last day as " Ed" From that moment on, he became hammerhead

pics

Video, do it to yourself again if you need to!

Neil Armstrong bit his tongue when the Flying Bedstead went amuk and he had to eject.

He went back to work afterwards.

Vash bit his tongue in an industrial accident.

He went back to work afterwards.

Therefore, Vash is essentially an astronaut.

1:26 in......I don't make this shiet up.

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"I just punch myself in the face".

Don't you have someone to do that for you?;)

Not quite a "steely eyed missile man"....

I do believe that is an OSHA recordable....

I fell and split the back of my head open and bit a hole in my tongue. It took about a month to heal but man the first week or two was not fun. No carbonation!
Hope yours heals faster.
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Ready for the punchline? (Pun)

Worst birthday ever. Haha.

Well. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Don't beat yourself up....we all make mistakes..

Mate....that's nasty!!

well happy bday.. now why did you think that was a good idea?
you can pretty much forget frenching any chick with that..so not so good on a bday is it

Your nose is crooked.:)