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How It's Made - Ketchup
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I'll take ya up to Bowling Green or over by Minster and you can see if for yourself.
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I always suspected that was what was in those red bottles. What a horror! My homemade ketchup is less than 10% human blood and animal waste. They should be ashamed.
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Truth, Yo.
My mother is obsessed with "organic" products. I sent this clip to her. |
So where's the soylent green video?
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If you want that proper, vinegar flavor profile in your catsup, then you need to make sure to source the blood from really rotten, old, spinster cat-ladies. Thus, the basis for the name...
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The rest of the story, from Garage Journal:
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/iks1yl/tifu_by_accidentally_sparking_international/ Oh, and the death threats. Since I posted it, there usually isn't more than a day or two that goes by where I don't receive SOME sort of threatening message or comment because I've "exposed" the "conspiracy" behind ketchup. Everything from DDoS threats, swatting threats, someone called for a Fatwa once (!) - all over this dumber-than-dirt idea I made bored on a Sunday. |
Actions have consequences.
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I was not expecting that, hilarious.
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Quote:
62 years ago, British people believed that spaghetti grows on trees. Their belief blossomed after the British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) aired an authentic-looking serious Panorama 3-minute documentary on the subject. https://www.ststworld.com/spaghetti-tree-hoax/ They had thousands of people ask how they can plant a spaghetti tree. No one back then threatened death for the sill hoax. |
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