Cheddar and sour cream chips are a secret gift from Heaven.



So are Double Stuf Oreos.





So are Chunky Chips Ahoy.





So is BEER, which your cart is notably lacking. Ehem...

But what is the Cool Whip for? You don't have any bedroom fantasies do you?

Not a single frozen burrito or a taco shell to be found in the cart. And errbody knows you buy doritos when you're stoned. I'm calling fake news.

HAHAHAA! You know that .... wait...what?

Probably for the corn...it just seemed like a really good idea at the time :D

A friend of mine long ago owned a convenience store in a college town. He said that when classes started he always had to stock up the junk food and snack isle. Weekends and April 20th were banner sales times. Lots of kids looking paranoid and buying junk food like they had been on stranded for a week with no food.

Or Kraft Mac-n-Cheese boxes and a sack of flour tortillas.

Total hoax.

That ain’t sheit I took my Hilo

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I wouldn't know by experience naturally. I've just hears people say....;)

Do ya know the word heard most often in a drumcircle late at night?

Ear :)