I need a man.
 

Haha. Not like that...

I canceled my kayak fishing trip today. I wanted to rest up. BIG MISTAKE. my wife said. “I want to rearrange the furniture “. Ku-raaap!.

Quick mental check list of any guy friends that could help. Nope. I moved too far away from most of them and I know mostly women here. I rearranged the house solo. Then I spent a few hours pulling an ancient potato vine hedge out of a wood fence. The fence is getting replaced and the fencing companies exact words, “we are fence builders not gardeners “

My arms feel like jello and my body is vibrating. I am so wuuuuppped. Beyond tired. I’m wearing sweat pants and sipping wine for the rest of the day.

I’m helping a guy work on his FJ mid week. That dude is gonna owe me. My wife is still scanning the house. Ku-raap. I’m calling his ass next time.

On the bright side, we turned a spare room into a TV room. Much better WiFi. Next. New bedroom set.

Bask in the glow of the sense of accomplishment and the gratitude from the missus!

You are dead to me.

Hahaha. Damn. You cracked me up.

It's just in similar situations, I feel more comfortable if there is some indication the Mrs. is really happy with the end result. An acknowledgment - "Gee this is SOOO much better than before"

And then a written statement of such, signed, notarized, and copied in triplicate. Perhaps an audio tape in states where that is permissible in court of law.

You need furniture slides. I can move furniture by myself with those.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1607211749.jpg

Jeez - what kind of furniture do have??

Yer on the wrong damn forum for trolling ... and missed a 12lb bass today too :D!

Built-in.

Vash, you bastard! Now you are just showing off how many chick friends you have up there.

Bingo!

Do everything badly. Maybe she’ll eventually stop asking you.

What if it's carpet?

Still very effective.