WTH is this?
 

i was thinking some sort of sexual cock ring spanking machine that combs you post happy ending.... then again i don't get out much..

anybody have any ideas? the neighbor lady found it when cleaning out her now deceased dad's place after his passing. he was an old dude that had only been widowed for a couple years after being married to my friends mom for 50+ years so i do not anticipate he was some sort of swinging player and this was his racket..

i don't golf, so maybe it something carried in a tiger's bag im not aware of? something for the 19th hole? i know it's not an afro pick or a spatula... its not fir pulling on your stiff loafers now is it?

you guys were great on helping identify the possible origins of that cast, brass ashtray of mine so i told the neighbor id check with some of the most traveled, smartest, creepiest, worldly guys i know to see what they think. so here i am.

WTF is this thing?

oppps, here ya go....



http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1611020886.jpg

sorry paul.... i got one posted just before you axed...

Is that blood, or...

Yeh, why I deleted...on the thing. Haven't a clue. Is that a dead bee? If so, wondering if it's a bee keeper's tool of some sort?

Looks too big to be a tool for repairing divots for golf.

Maybe something for tanning hides, or leather work?

i actually found out what is for, but im gunna keep it to myself for now in the sake of good fun.

wrong answers only please...

Well, wrong answers only huh?

It isn't used for scraping.

I'm curious as to the size....but afraid to ask for some perspective.

Shoe horn?

Scaler for mermaids

nose hair comb?

white & nerdy is the correct answer...

i suggested she put a coin or something by it for scale purposes...

you got stiff loafers A2

so far this ^^^ is winning!!

Ummm, ummm, I give up.

But it sure does look like it would come in handy if you kept it long enough ;)

Hair pick

Paint roller and paint brush cleaner.

https://www.ebay.com/i/164214674458?chn=ps&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&itemid=164214674458&targetid=10683238602 70&device=c&mktype=pla&googleloc=9010762&poi=&camp aignid=11612431641&mkgroupid=112841759973&rlsatarg et=pla-1068323860270&abcId=9300456&merchantid=8545334&gcl id=CjwKCAiAgJWABhArEiwAmNVTB53qAb9G1uDWJ1AHf3hJGRF e2MnvVvRcZfn-OscEfY8QUWHBQKks9xoC8iwQAvD_BwE

What do I win?

Fish scaler????

Cock ring and ball scratcher?:D

Is it bigger than a bread box?

Is it something famous?

Is it dead or alive?

^^


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