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Bill Douglas 01-21-2021 09:59 AM

Until Vash gets back.
 
Do you find you always get an itchy nose when you are carrying something heavy?

masraum 01-21-2021 10:12 AM

You've got a long way to go to fill Vash's shoes, Bill, but thanks for trying.

stevej37 01-21-2021 10:23 AM

Or a sneeze building while getting your teeth cleaned.

Norm K 01-21-2021 10:25 AM

Or getting the dreaded "fan" or "split stream" when using a friend's bathroom.

_

imaircooled 01-21-2021 10:26 AM

.....or "all of the sudden gas" in an elevator?

stevej37 01-21-2021 10:30 AM

^^^ The other day, that happened to me in an aisle at HD.
Within five seconds after...a guy walks down the aisle and needs to look at something on the bottom
shelf right where I dealt it.
I walked away and heard him say "Ewww" lol

masraum 01-21-2021 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevej37 (Post 11191783)
^^^ The other day, that happened to me in an aisle at HD.
Within five seconds after...a guy walks down the aisle and needs to look at something on the bottom
shelf right where I dealt it.
I walked away and heard him say "Ewww" lol

If you've gotta do that, Home Depot or Harbor Freight are probably the best places.

Worst places, Victoria's Secret, getting a massage, elevator with hot chick, etc....

GH85Carrera 01-21-2021 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill Douglas (Post 11191737)
Do you find you always get an itchy nose when you are carrying something heavy?

Every time I use a wheelbarrow my nose itches.

Years ago when I worked in an office I looked out the window at the yard crew next door for a few seconds to see what they were doing. One of the workers was a teenager and tasked with hauling the rolls of sod to the spot they were needed. Just as I happened to look out he had a full load of rolls of sod. He let go with one hand to scratch his nose. I thought it was pretty funny. His boss was not impressed.

dafischer 01-21-2021 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevej37 (Post 11191783)
^^^ The other day, that happened to me in an aisle at HD.
Within five seconds after...a guy walks down the aisle and needs to look at something on the bottom
shelf right where I dealt it.
I walked away and heard him say "Ewww" lol

A successful crop dusting run.

fastfredracing 01-21-2021 10:58 AM

For me, its always when I have a big globber of grease on my hands .

Bill Douglas 01-21-2021 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by masraum (Post 11191762)
You've got a long way to go to fill Vash's shoes, Bill, but thanks for trying.



Imitations are always pale in comparison. Bring back Vash, bring back Vash...

71T Targa 01-21-2021 02:37 PM

You could re-read and bump some of his old threads:
Link removed.

stevej37 01-21-2021 02:40 PM

^^^ Check your link.

71T Targa 01-21-2021 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevej37 (Post 11192111)
^^^ Check your link.

What did it look like for you? For me is was a search of threads Vash started.

stevej37 01-21-2021 02:48 PM

I tried it three times and each it said something like 'please try again'
Maybe it was my computer?

Try it again?

71T Targa 01-21-2021 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevej37 (Post 11192121)
I tried it three times and each it said something like 'please try again'
Maybe it was my computer?

Thanks for the heads up. It was probably specific to my ID. I got the same message when I logged off and tried it.

cabmandone 01-21-2021 03:06 PM

Bill,
Ya got the panda thing workin for ya. So there's that.

Frog76S 01-21-2021 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by masraum (Post 11191795)
If you've gotta do that, Home Depot or Harbor Freight are probably the best places.

Worst places, Victoria's Secret, getting a massage, elevator with hot chick, etc....


Or in an exercise/stretching class when you’re exerting yourself with good looking ladies around. They’re either loud or SBD and in either case, very embarrassing.

rusnak 01-21-2021 11:12 PM

Give it a few extra "push and pause" when you think you're finished peeing at the urinal whilst on a hot date, especially after a few too many beers.

Oh, and if the appetizer has you percolating butt-coffee an hour later, then try to duplicate the sound of your fart with something else, like "sound camoflage". If you fight it, then it'll only make a higher pitched noise.

WPOZZZ 01-22-2021 12:32 AM

I put pain bloc liquid (capsaicin) on both shoulders because of rotator cuff injuries. Go to sleep, but end up scratching my shoulder. Go to take a pee, then Owwww!


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