Until Vash gets back.
 

Do you find you always get an itchy nose when you are carrying something heavy?

You've got a long way to go to fill Vash's shoes, Bill, but thanks for trying.

Or a sneeze building while getting your teeth cleaned.

Or getting the dreaded "fan" or "split stream" when using a friend's bathroom.

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.....or "all of the sudden gas" in an elevator?

^^^ The other day, that happened to me in an aisle at HD.
Within five seconds after...a guy walks down the aisle and needs to look at something on the bottom
shelf right where I dealt it.
I walked away and heard him say "Ewww" lol

If you've gotta do that, Home Depot or Harbor Freight are probably the best places.

Worst places, Victoria's Secret, getting a massage, elevator with hot chick, etc....

Every time I use a wheelbarrow my nose itches.

Years ago when I worked in an office I looked out the window at the yard crew next door for a few seconds to see what they were doing. One of the workers was a teenager and tasked with hauling the rolls of sod to the spot they were needed. Just as I happened to look out he had a full load of rolls of sod. He let go with one hand to scratch his nose. I thought it was pretty funny. His boss was not impressed.

A successful crop dusting run.

For me, its always when I have a big globber of grease on my hands .

Imitations are always pale in comparison. Bring back Vash, bring back Vash...

You could re-read and bump some of his old threads:
Link removed.

^^^ Check your link.

What did it look like for you? For me is was a search of threads Vash started.

I tried it three times and each it said something like 'please try again'
Maybe it was my computer?

Try it again?

Thanks for the heads up. It was probably specific to my ID. I got the same message when I logged off and tried it.

Bill,
Ya got the panda thing workin for ya. So there's that.

Or in an exercise/stretching class when you’re exerting yourself with good looking ladies around. They’re either loud or SBD and in either case, very embarrassing.

Give it a few extra "push and pause" when you think you're finished peeing at the urinal whilst on a hot date, especially after a few too many beers.

Oh, and if the appetizer has you percolating butt-coffee an hour later, then try to duplicate the sound of your fart with something else, like "sound camoflage". If you fight it, then it'll only make a higher pitched noise.

I put pain bloc liquid (capsaicin) on both shoulders because of rotator cuff injuries. Go to sleep, but end up scratching my shoulder. Go to take a pee, then Owwww!