I was going to list all my bmx bikes for sale for $5K and a case of Arrogant bastard beer on one of the BMX forums, but got busy with the new car and now really feeling the pain for everything I have done today.

I think it is over $4 here.

Hopefully this is a joke:

https://www.montereycountyweekly.com/news/cover/a-secret-report-obtained-by-the-weekly-reveals-a-master-plan-to-close-highway-1/article_20a1359e-926d-11eb-9162-eb39166e3b00.html

One year there was a note on my desk to phone and ask for Sue Glue.

So I did and this chick says "Yeah, that's me. I married the wrong guy."

A few years ago the Mackinac Bridge Authority guy did an interview on local TV informing the world that they were about to begin construction of a new floating bridge from Michigan to Wisconsin straight across Lake Michigan.

There was outrage. So much outrage that the Authority had to issue a forceful retraction and unabashed apology April 2, and then again on April 3rd.

In New Zealand we have a socialist government. On April 1 one of the more humorous TV channels said the oov' had passed a new law that everyone (who actually had a job) had to work a four day week and anyone who worked a five day week or longer would be fined.

Phew, this really took off and the TV channel spent a few days explaining it was an April fools day joke and sorry to anyone who was offended.

Pretty funny I recon.