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raguilera 04-23-2021 10:49 AM
Lol, I would have given her my spot in line. Have her go before me...lol..whatta jerk!

flatbutt 04-23-2021 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Norm K (Post 11307665)
You must be the only guy who's never experienced the dreaded split-stream or fan effect.

_
or doesn't pee in morse code like I do.

Seahawk 04-23-2021 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by flatbutt (Post 11307696)
or doesn't pee in morse code like I do.
Beautiful.

I have done both, cleaned it up or ignored it, sent my dots and dashes downstream without a second thought: In a man's restroom.

Young lady behind me in a twofer?

I'd have cleaned it up, no question.

911 Rod 04-23-2021 11:33 AM
Is the ice cream in a cone or a container.
You see where I'm going with this.

911 Rod 04-23-2021 11:33 AM
Is the ice cream in a cone or a container.
You see where I'm going with this.

wdfifteen 04-23-2021 11:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Norm K (Post 11307665)
You must be the only guy who's never experienced the dreaded split-stream or fan effect.
Or you're lucky enough to be our age and not have prostate issues. I never know if I'm going to drip or fire hose the place until it's too late.

Tobra 04-23-2021 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by vash (Post 11307505)
you missed a teachable moment.

i would have let the young lady go ahead of me. two things. you don't get blamed for the bad aiming, and she gets to deal with the dribble.

BOOM. you go in and kick up the seat with a foot.
Genius

I would have let her go ahead of me, hence would never see the pee

rusnak 04-23-2021 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Zeke (Post 11307497)
Who can't aim through the seat opening? I do raise the seat, but I don't have to. If my aim was that bad I'd be peeing on the bowl rim as well with it running down onto the floor.

I seldom go into public restrooms. I'd rather pee on the dumpster out back. ;):D
Dude, you're one of THOSE? JK I see that you're not :)

I have to clean up pee off of the floor and I wonder if guys pee on the floor at home too. The messy pee-ers should sit down and tuck the tallywacker trough the legs like the dude on Silence of the Lambs.

Since it's a single-occupancy restroom, I'd have gotten some paper towels (more thickness) and wiped the seat for the young lady. Being considerate just goes with the territory if you're not a dog.

Bill Douglas 04-23-2021 07:50 PM
You could have left the door open so she could see that it wasn't you peeing on the seat.

Nostril Cheese 04-24-2021 03:08 AM
Giant bowel-churning dump.....

pavulon 04-24-2021 04:52 AM
"If you help me clean this up, you can go first."


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