Not a good time to be a Tyson chicken stud....

[Joe Bob]

You make better kiddies that taste better but it's quantity not quality. Off with their heads!!!

https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/11/business/chicken-shortage-tyson-roosters/?hpt=ob_blogfooterold

[drcoastline]

[flatbutt]

Hmmmm...justifying another price increase?

[kach22i]

Originally Posted by flatbutt

Hmmmm...justifying another price increase?

My first thought as well.

[rusnak]

Maybe Texas has too many fat chicks?

[techman1]

They need Brewster the Rooster.

A city guy moved to the country, and decided to raise chickens.

After many months, still no chicks from the laid eggs.
So he asked his neighbor, farmer John.
John said "Do you have a rooster?"

City Guy (CG hereafter) said "no".
"Well that's your reason, go over to farmer Bill, and rent Brewster." said John.

So CG rented Brewster. As soon as Brewster arrived, a big commotion commenced in the hen house. He soon had them all lined up and done.
Then he moved on to the barn!! Brewster started servicing the whole farm, cows and goats!
City Guy went to sleep to the sounds of a very active farm!

When he awoke, it was quiet. Deathly quiet. He ran outside, fearing the worst. There, in the field, lay Brewster. Not moving.

CG ran out, yelling "Brewster, don't die"

Brewster replied "Quiet, quiet! Waiting for buzzards"

[thor66]

sounds like they got their roosters from PARF