New motto: "Keep Portland Violent"

[MikeSid]

Originally Posted by Nostril Cheese

.... art that shoots FIRE into the air...

Ohhh, so now you're trying to convince us that blazing dumpster is ART!

[Norm K]

Originally Posted by MikeSid

Ohhh, so now you're trying to convince us that blazing dumpster is ART!

As are blazing Federal Buildings, apparently.

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[Eric Hahl]

Originally Posted by Nostril Cheese

I got screamed at once because I was tired of waiting for the gas boy to stop wasting time. Pumped my own gas and told him to fu k off

I got tired of waiting for the attendant after my fuel fill was complete and hung up the pump myself. He noticed and said "You can't do that". I looked him in the eye, looked at the hung up pump, looked back in his eye and replied "Hmm, apparently I can".

[Nostril Cheese]

Originally Posted by MikeSid

Ohhh, so now you're trying to convince us that blazing dumpster is ART!

I'm part of a collective that builds fire art for various conventions and festivals..

We once had the fire department called on us. After showing them our credentials and certifications, they asked for pictures next to our art.

[MikeSid]

I've seen your stuff posted here before. And I know several burners who have probably seen it in person.

[Shaun @ Tru6]

Doesn't Portland have that amazing authentic Thai BBQ place or something like that?

[Nostril Cheese]

Originally Posted by Shaun @ Tru6

Doesn't Portland have that amazing authentic Thai BBQ place or something like that?

Several, Im sure.

Good Ethiopian food as well.

[thor66]

Originally Posted by Shaun @ Tru6

Mulrooney Drugs? When were the Irish allowed to own a company? Man, this country has gone downhill fast.

It's a front for an illegal drug manf. biz

They probably are injecting their potatoes with whiskey

[Shaun @ Tru6]

Originally Posted by Nostril Cheese

Several, Im sure.

Good Ethiopian food as well.

there's a famous one. I tore it out of a cooking magazine. Will find it.

[vash]

Originally Posted by Nostril Cheese

If any of you come to Portland, I promise you a weekend full of LOUD live rock music, GOOD local craft beer, art that shoots FIRE into the air and just a general good time with fun loving, open minded people who love to laugh.

hells yes!! and a huge population of good looking and healthy women.

[rusnak]

Originally Posted by gordner

Damn, I pay that and I don't get a stand or bowl! And I end up buying 4-8 of the bloody things depending on the wife.

That's why I sell out all 2,000+ trees in 2 weeks. The trees all have a fresh cut and have been drinking water from the day they arrive. They are levelled and ready to go. We also deliver and do the fake snow upon request. We have dominated the holiday business from Year 1, for the past decade.

[rusnak]

What about those of us who want to visit Portland from out of town, bring the girlfriend or wife, enjoy the craft beer, the street food, the music such that it is, buy some doughnuts, support the local economy, and skip all of the Liberal blather bull$h!t?

[herr_oberst]

Originally Posted by rusnak

What about those of us who want to visit Portland from out of town, bring the girlfriend or wife, enjoy the craft beer, the street food, the music such that it is, buy some doughnuts, support the local economy, and skip all of the Liberal blather bull$h!t?

Can't have one without the other. But you'd be happy at the Golden Corral in Gresham.

[herr_oberst]

Originally Posted by Eric Hahl

I got tired of waiting for the attendant after my fuel fill was complete and hung up the pump myself. He noticed and said "You can't do that". I looked him in the eye, looked at the hung up pump, looked back in his eye and replied "Hmm, apparently I can".

I always pumped the gas into the 911. I'd ask the guy or girl if it would be possible this one time because I'd just washed it or some excuse like that


I was never denied. Not once. But I was always pleasant about it.

[Nostril Cheese]

Originally Posted by herr_oberst

Can't have one without the other. But you'd be happy at the Golden Corral in Gresham.

rusnak:

Gresham is basically Riverside.

[rusnak]

I just like to turn the politics completely off sometimes. And enjoy good company.

Apparently some people have to channel their inner ass hole all the time.

[Nostril Cheese]

Originally Posted by rusnak

I just like to turn the politics completely off sometimes. And enjoy good company.

Apparently some people have to channel their inner ass hole all the time.

Voodoo Doughnut is really overrated and kind of a pain to actually buy at the store.

Dont be a prick and youll get on fine in Portland.

[Nostril Cheese]

[Nostril Cheese]

[Norm K]