Flab, Don't Fit, No Fun
 

We've all seen the TV commercials for the women who like to self-gift themselves all kinds of great things at huge discounts, to their doorstep, in one box.

I think it's time us MEN have the same opportunity. So, what would be in YOUR "Flab, Don't Fit, No Fun" box? I'll go first:

A bag of out of date Cheetos.
A Chevrolet water pump.
A free ticket to the Maury Povich show.

I don’t know what you’re talking about so I vote whiskey.

I don't go browsing because I know what I want, and get out. I don't want to pay for a mystery box of items I would never buy.

I've seen lots of "we'll ship you a box of stuff every month" kind of stuff, but I don't even pay attention.

If we're designing a man-box

beer or liquor
a tool
knives, spoons, or spoon food
old sears catalog, VS catalog, national geographic or girly mag

Right, I can't even imagine telling someone to "just send me some stuff that you think I might like." I feel certain that I'd end up with lots of crap that I don't want. I think most of those services allow you to return stuff that you don't want, but I think they count on timely returns being a pain that don't often happen, like rebates.

Ammo