Have you ever been bitten by a thong?
 

After the last couple of days reading threads, this has been rattling around in my head.

Just had to write it down to try and purge it from my grey matter.

I've not had a bite per se but, did get a rash from one once. If you know what I mean,,,SmileWavy

I don't know how I've dodged that particular bullet.

If I successfully catch your drift.

I mean I've been a complete Dionysian (or Bacchinalian if you prefer the Roman interpretation) acolyte for decades and yet have somehow have remained uncompromised.

Nice.

Bitten by a thong? Too much jibba jabber, ya donts have to speak like a twit to get your point across? What were you doing? Time place, etc. Spit it out man, spit it out...

This one time, at band camp...

I think Tobra was bitten by a thong. In the other thread he said that the first time he met his wife she was wearing a thong and a cowboy hat.

I keep picturing Mike Tyson saying this......

I still think that was a typo, 'HE was wearing a thong and a cowboy hat' sounds more believable.

I had an E string snap once and give me a little scratch. Never had a G string break.

Best
Les