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I find it extremely handy when I'm working on my car. Off with a bolt... where do I put it? My shoulder naturally! No more lost nuts, bolts, or washers!
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Sheesh, some even believe that Magnetic Resonance Imagining (MRI) works. How silly, The body isn't magnetic.
blink . . . blink. . . Seriously, What I find interesting is the human nature /desire of people to spoof other people. -it's alive and well. |
Moderna. I tried a paperclip, 8d nail, and a fridge magnet. Nothing.
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I think it's your tinfoil hat that's making magnets stick to you.
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Sad the op has dropped this turd and ran!
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All I know is I got the jab in my left arm, and if I hold the phone in my left hand in a few minutes a guy shows up at my door with a pizza. |
I've been out & about rubbing shoulders with the all the wimmins. Figured half of 'em would be attracted to me now ... nope :D!
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What an enjoyable thread!
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I want to know who the one Moderna person is with the metal arm.
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You should go before Congress and prove your theory to them like these fine folks did.
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OK, that key sticking to the woman's neck bit was priceless! :D See, see, it's sticking as it keeps falling because, you know, gravity, which only a theory and in fact is a huge sticking point in quantum mechanics and String Theory.
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I have to wonder if there are some electromagnetic effects. Every since I got my second jab, I've been hearing a radio broadcast, but in a language I don't understand. In fact...
I hear the rhythms of the music I buy the product and never use it I hear the talking of the DJ Can't understand - just what does he say? I'm on a Mexican radio I'm on a Mexican radio I dial it in and tune the station They talk about the U.S. inflation I understand just a little No comprende--it's a riddle I'm on a Mexican radio I'm on a Mexican radio I wish I was in Tiajuana Eating barbequed iguana I'd take requests on the telephone I'm on a wavelength far from home I feel a hot wind on my shoulder I dial it in from south of the border I hear the talking of the DJ Can't understand - just what does he say? Radio, radio... (thx to Stanard Q Ridgeway) |
I'VE SOLVED IT!
The Covid-19 vaccinations incorporate not only biotechnology but also electromagnetic technology derived from the Rockwell Automation Retro Encabulator, e.g. unilateral phase detractors and capacitive duractance. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w |
I'll have to try it. I mean try it sometime in the next two years before Bill Gates flicks a switch and kills me and 10 billion other people.
Why Bill Gates. He seems a perfectly nice guy. Sure he likes a bit of a**, but with all that money it should be his anyway ;) |
It must be really hard on the US Navy. They are under Biden's orders to all be vaccinated, and all those magnetic shoulders keep the sailors stuck to the walls of the ship. They have to call a rescue team, and then the large group of people all make the magnetism like a giant magnet and they all get sucked against the wall. The ship's compass get all confused and makes them go in circles.
I have avoided driving my car to keep from sticking to the door of the car. |
Wow. Pretty much puts the rest of your posts into context.
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He/they? Not sure of his pro-noun… thinks this is Bill Gates
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This thread = We are f ucked as a society.
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"I went home after my shot and my refrigerator stuck to my head. Sleeping is difficult, though always having a beer close at hand is definitely a positive!!" says David Jackson of Pueblo , Colo.http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1627834341.jpg
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As of right now score is 33-2.
I wonder if the two were generated by use of exploiting mail in voting and secret ballot. |
It was a real pain working in the garage and tinkering on my car. All the 10 MM sockets kept sticking to my arm, I had to use the vie grips to get them off my arm, and then the vice grips were stuck on there. I had to use my pry bar to get them off and clamp it in my vice to get free.
It is really handy to just stick the ratchet to my arm when it is not in use. |
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Pfizer gave me the Shingles, so it sucks, and I just got covid again, so it dont work...
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This illuminating thread deserves to stay on the front page.
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I got the Pfizer jab yesterday and a metal beer can stuck to my hand. Honestly, I couldn't put it down until it was empty.
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It was a Heineken. Aluminium. I can't remember any beer in tin cans. that must have been going back a few years. I think even the Australians won't drink Fosters these days. Even the out of state Australians all seem to like Victoria Bitter.
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I have. Heck I did the one shot version, and then they said I needed the two shot version when that came out. No doubt shingles sucks. My mom had it, and said it was 10 times worse than childbirth. |
Whenever I see someone that says listen to the doctors and the doctors dont agree....
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Anti-vaxxer? What a stupid thing to think. This thread is not even about vaccines, or don't you understand what a vaccine is?
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You guys don't read very well, I will give you that. |
What part of a thread asking if a vaccine made your arm magnetic is not a thread about getting vaccinated?
What alternate reality are you living in? |
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