Don’t you hate it when you don’t have a condom…
 

A man had died after using strong glue ‘to seal off his penis’ in a drug-fuelled romp with his girlfriend because they didn’t have a condom.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/man-tragically-dies-after-using-glue-to-seal-off-penis/news-story/18db3fa55edcc40425396414f119e7f2

At times like that we had to use our heads.

If that isn't a candidate for a Darwin Award then I dont know what is. Good grief!!!

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Wow. Every expoxy glue I've ever mixed and applied to something got really HOT as it began to cure. :eek:

The most amazing thing about that headline is that it doesn’t start with “Florida Man”

Died from glue, yes.

Died from putting glue on his penis, no.

Died from snorting glue before and after putting it on his penis, yes.


Remember, we were all one small mistake from dying young when we were sniffing airplane glue while making models...

I'd have tried a golf tee first, then moved on to the JB Weld....

Yeah, I was of the generation that my Mom would yell at me for the smell of the glue and then suddenly wondered why the "new" glue that smelled like lemons or oranges didn't work worth a damn! :D

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If he’d have used JB weld he could have gone all night. Or she could have gone on without him. 🤣

He should have used herculiner. Apparently putting that on your hootus won’t kill you.

Somebody once said, "You can't fix stupid." Maybe this story shows it can be done... he won't ever do anything else stupid.

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Willie Wonka was a bastard for using a fat boy to "pig" his chocolate lines.:D

100% a full member in the Darwin club.

What's worse .... needing one when ya don't have one ... or having one when ya don't need one?

Duct tape :D!

This is why I prefer the pearl necklace approach.

At my high school a few of the "cool" boys carried one in their jeans rear pocket and worked on getting the faded outline to show up. I thought that was the dumbest thing ever and no dad anywhere would let you near their daughter with that wear pattern on your jeans.

One of my good friends owns a pharmacy and I get my prescriptions there. He has been in business almost 50 years and seen a lot of customers. He raised two daughters. He loved when some pimple faced boy came in a tried to ask for a prophylactic, and try to pronounce that in a quiet tone. He would speak in a normal voice and ask if they wanted small medium or large and their eyes always got big, and they always asked for the large.

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He didn't cum...he went.

That's probably a good thing. I've got to think that having your willy glued shut would make the former uncomfortable.

Pardon me, do you sell prophylacitcs? Well, wash yer hands and I'll have a strawberry malt please.

Don't stick your **** in crazy.

Or crazy glue.

Who knew that needed to be said???

Not a lot of long term planning with that method of birth control.

The Crazy Glue lawyers are very busy wording their new warning label right now :D

Darwinism at its best. And before he reproduced (obviously). What more can you ask ?

I don't know why but this song comes to mind.
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