I wouldn't mislead you guys. :D

Fully naked and I prefer "Helga."

I am more comfortable being massaged by a female, and I certainly don't want her to be attractive.

i have had male powered massages, and after awhile i forget about the delivery method and focus on the task of relaxing.

but i do prefer women masseuses. last lady had a long grey braid, and smelled like frankincense and murre. she was a badass.

i havent had a massage in a long time. longer than my covid reasoning for not having one.

Mine is a petite young lady. She looks frail but there are many times I have to plead for mercy.

I have written about my massage experiences here before.

Lots of injuries and age mean I get immense relief from the right massage. I went to a really nice place in DC for three months before the masseuse I liked mentioned she worked off days closer to my place.

She was the one I always asked for, just an incredible sense of the right amount of everything during the massage.

Turns out she spent her off days at a standard Virginia/Maryland rub and tug...there are lot of them in the area.

10 years later she is still my go to once or twice a month. The only one getting a "happy ending" is her: I pay $60 an hour to the house and I tip straight cash $100 to her.

That is less than I paid at the "spa".

BTW, nekkid I am: She has seen more pipe than a Steam Fitter.

The title of the OP misleading. I have been to China along with several colleagues and a massage can come two ways: with or without sex.

I misunderstood the "all the way" part.

Not just China.

Once, I fully disrobed for a massage. One of those sit down in the chair types. Boy, the rest of the folks at the mall must have been staring that whatever was going on behind me! Never figured out what they were pointing at.... maybe a clown doing tricks or something... :eek: (I joke, I joke....)

True story:
Wife persuaded me to do a couples massages. I wore my underwear and shorts. as well as the size extra small robe that I was given. (some of you know me - I am not narrow of girth to say the least!) My wife knew if she'd bust out laughing when she saw me in my getup, I would turn around and leave - small robe and all! I also wanted to draw a dotted line 2 inches above the waistband and two inches below the pant legs designating the areas between to be a "no fly zone" but my wife wouldn't let me. Of course, my wife was nekkid - which kinda freaked me out, even though I knew she would be just wearing her birthday suit.

So how'd the session go? Absolutely terrible. The girl masseuse had sharp nails that would dig into my skin. Her nails dug deeper than what I'd expect from accupunture. About 10 minutes into the session, my wife let out a sign of relief and quietly said, "Ahhh -- I'm now relaxed. Just what I needed." So, I was expecting to get the same relaxing wave of wonder any minute... any minute... Never happened, especially after the masseuse dropped that mini-toilet seat thingy you put your head into. Whatever chi I had was pretty much destroyed by that rather loud clang.

After that first encounter, my wife kinda figured that massages were not for me. Still went to a couple more, hoping they would get better, but they didn't. And to this day, I cannot see how shoving hot stones between your toes would relax anyone!!! (But that's a different story!)

Massages? No thanks, I'll pass. If I need a relaxing weekend to decompress, I'll jump up to Lime Rock or Watkins Glen and will be back home relaxed and refreshed!

Did it move?

I always liked Jon Favreau's line in "Couples Retreat" when getting a massage he tells the gal "Lately I've been experiencing a lot of tension in the upper thigh area".

Isn't this what got DeShaun Watson in trouble? ;)

Pretty much.:D

Also, the lady I referenced earlier used to work at The Ojai Valley Inn and Spa. She left because she said it was like a "massage factory". She told me any good masseuse who is doing it properly has 3 massages per day max, it really takes a toll on their hands and forearms.

No sir.

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Always always choose an ugly chick so it doesn’t move

Nekkid of course. Heck, you can even get that at one of the Delta Sky Clubs at ATL (or at least pre-rona).

Funny - my younger cousin married a Chinese lady and invited a bunch of his USAnian family to visit her parents in Nanjing. Of the 8 of the family I was the only one to have even left the US before (though not to asia).

He did an awesome job vetting everything for the 10-14 day trip of us to China. Food was great. The sights were awesome and, of course because everybody "knows a guy", we got to see some off the beaten path things. This was 2009 and it was a great experience. I'm not sure if I'd go back now however.

Back on topic, his family folks were very upright and righteous and I'm sure had never had a massage of any sort. He arranged massages for everyone at a studio that had blind old men massaging fully clothed people under thick blankets.

I said "I've had a real massage - screw that!" and opted for a foot massage (my first). Wow! That young lady hand hands like a lumberjack and made me feel things I had never before. I don't really buy into the "trigger points" and other eastern-things but she would dig into one part of my foot and my eyebrow would start convulsing. It was super cool and absurdly cheap. And I think a more fun experience than the blanket-rub.

Try getting a massage from someone that you know outside of the parlor!

I went to a friend of ours monthly for a year or more, she owned the parlor. When her business grew enough, she stopped working herself and had other people make her money.
I got the last massage she did, about 6 hours before she gave birth.

Yes, full nude, yes towels as needed, and yes, she would lift my scapula and stick her fingers about 14 inches inside my lungs. A strange mix of pain and more pain, but it did help with recovering from working out during the week.

We'd go to business networking events, one of the ice breakers was "what's your secret power?". She'd look around the room, and say "I've seen almost all of you nekkid."

So at massage places, like lower end ones in strip malls or off the beaten path, there’s really happy endings?
I mean I know it must happen sometimes, but is it common?

Or take viagra before your massage make sure to get a woman you would marry. And think lots of dirty thoughts.

Friend of mine (ya right) had a funny story about a rub n tug experience.
After being happy at about the 5 minute mark she's ready to leave.
He's like I have 55 minutes to go were is my massage?
She's like, get the hell out. lol