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vash 09-14-2021 09:03 AM

my upper body is sore from picking Pears.
 
my 92 year old neighbor has this crazy pear tree. she is from WWII era, so she is super frugal. she wants ALL the pears. there are thousands of them, and some of them are 25 feet in the air.

she has been calling me every two days for the last two weeks giving me "pear updates". yesterday, was P-day. i got the call. being 92, she has the patience of a 4 year old. i commute home, but on shorts + a big floppy hat. i borrowed a 20 foot long aluminum tube from a buddy and rig up that picking basket tool and get to work. wow. the bigger fruit are probably 1 pound each. i did a huge box full, and i was gassed. my arms and neck were done. i went home and popped open a beer and made a salmon dinner.

this morning my body aches. haha.. i did some quick math. a full tool at a 45 deg angle at 20foot hypotenuse is about 14 lbs at the end.

i just got the latest pear update. it ended with, "oh, i got the ladder out for you".

FAACK. :)

today is gonna suck. i took home 5 pears. there might be too much flavor in the pears. they are insane. i begged that she hire an arborist to trim the rogue tree down to a manageable size. the tree would be healthier in the long run. and i bet the next batch of fruit will be giant.

masraum 09-14-2021 09:35 AM

You're a good guy sir.

Seahawk 09-14-2021 09:37 AM

Might I recommend a massage?

Evans, Marv 09-14-2021 09:43 AM

Cliff. If there were more people like you in the world, it would definitely be a much better place.

GH85Carrera 09-14-2021 10:20 AM

Please, pickle the peck of pears you picked, pronto!

vash 09-14-2021 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by GH85Carrera (Post 11457364)
Now you need to pickle the peck of pears you picked, pronto!

hahaha...i almost hurt myself reading that out loud.

vash 09-14-2021 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by seahawk (Post 11457316)
might i recommend a massage?

:d

flipper35 09-14-2021 11:05 AM

Well, if you pick them naked you might get out of it next year!

red-beard 09-14-2021 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flipper35 (Post 11457436)
Well, if you pick them naked you might get out of it next year!

That would be a peach...SmileWavy

vash 09-14-2021 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 11457443)
That would be a peach...SmileWavy

and a fuzzy peach at that.

KFC911 09-14-2021 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Evans, Marv (Post 11457323)
Cliff. If there were more people like you in the world, it would definitely be a much better place.

Yep ... the world surely needs more pears :D!

cantdrv55 09-14-2021 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Evans, Marv (Post 11457323)
Cliff. If there were more people like you in the world, it would definitely be a much better place.

Very true. He came to my house one day years ago to cut some tree limbs down with his chainsaw. All he wanted in return was a bbq sandwich!

ramonesfreak 09-14-2021 03:50 PM

what does the old lady do with all these pears? i hope it’s something good and not just because she doesn’t want pear guts all over the lawn mower

Rusty Heap 09-14-2021 04:03 PM

She takes the dentures out before the BJ?

ckelly78z 09-15-2021 03:08 AM

Partaking of the forbidden fruit of an elderly neighbor lady again ?

1990C4S 09-15-2021 03:30 AM

You want this. On a pole.

https://www.leevalley.com/en-ca/shop/garden/garden-care/harvesting-tools/10165-fruit-picker?item=HK300

vash 09-15-2021 07:21 AM

some of you all are gross.

i have a great relationship with the lady. honestly, i think she was a bit racist towards me in the beginning. i just ignored her and did what i do. be nice. i (potentially) saved her ass in a wildfire when i crawled thru her window at night to wake her up and get her packed. the entire time, i was thinking, "i hope she doesnt have a gun". (she has since given me a key to her home) i was chanting her name and my name.. we are friends. totally on opposite side politically, and she still drops the occasional inappropriate comment about some people. i move on. she effen 92, and wont change now. i'm 50's and still flexible enough to ignore c****.

she calls me family now,..

dont make it gross.

vash 09-15-2021 07:23 AM

This is a typical pear. Giants.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1631719416.jpg

masraum 09-15-2021 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vash (Post 11458196)
some of you all are gross.

i have a great relationship with the lady. honestly, i think she was a bit racist towards me in the beginning. i just ignored her and did what i do. be nice. i (potentially) saved her ass in a wildfire when i crawled thru her window at night to wake her up and get her packed. the entire time, i was thinking, "i hope she doesnt have a gun". (she has since given me a key to her home) i was chanting her name and my name.. we are friends. totally on opposite side politically, and she still drops the occasional inappropriate comment about some people. i move on. she effen 92, and wont change now. i'm 50's and still flexible enough to ignore c****.

she calls me family now,..

dont make it gross.

She's old enough to have come from a time when certain things were normal and acceptable. As you've said, she's unlikely to change. Maybe she's Walt Kowalski's sister.

My grandfather used a particular word. Apparently, when I was born, my mom told him (her father) to not use it when I was around. I didn't hear him use the word until I was in college. The thing that was odd and hard for me to get my head around was that when he used the word (not frequent), there seemed to be no malice associated with it. He had friends that would have matched that group of folks, and I don't believe that he was racist. He would have been prejudiced against people based on their actions, not their skin color.

masraum 09-15-2021 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by vash (Post 11458199)

That's a big pear! Are they really soft or firm and crunchy. It looks like the soft and juicy variety to me (which is my favorite). I've never lived anywhere that I got fruit fresh from the tree except when I was a kid, my grandfather had a yellow grapefruit tree. It was very sour and required sugar. And I lived near a place that had a pomello tree. I used to swipe a pomello from time to time, and they were very, very good.

When I was about 8, we moved to Japan. I remember being a kid and being AMAZED at the apples and carrots that we got in Japan.

https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3317...24e252da60.jpg

And they we pretty much always individually packaged in these mesh, foam sleeves like in the pic below (but I don't remember them being that glossy).
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8ziUaqXUAIPzNh.jpg


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