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Idle Hands
It has long been said that "idle hands are the devils playground." Which often leads to milking the serum of the gonads which acts to hasten out early demise. For it has been said that an erection is a flag pole on our grave.
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At least you go blind with warm hands.
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Recent studies show that it does reduce the chance of enlarged prostate and prostate cancer so you'll avoid that
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A Man of Wealth and Taste
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According to urban legend the serum of the gonads grows hair on the palms of your hands...thats why i rub it into my scalp.
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Well in general men masturbate everyday! Women every second or third day.
- Do you remember the Seinfeld episode "The Contest"? Be the master of your domain FYI: The US Army paid for information in Afghanistan with cash and Viagra.
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